"Merry Christmas, Fuckers"
It's that special time of year
There's magic in the air
It's time to put aside our hate
And show how much we care
Those really are some nice thoughts
The best that one could find
But so many people piss me off
That I have to speak my mind
So...
Merry Christmas, fuckers
Thanks for wrecking so many days
Just by being your usual selves
And acting in your normal ways
I'm sorry if this offends you
But you're the ones who brought it on
So Merry Christmas, fuckers
How long until you're gone?
If you don't stop that singing
I'll shred your carol book
All I'm giving you this year
Is the finger and a dirty look
Thank you for the candy cane
May I shove it up your ass?
I could use some wine right now
So shut up and fill my glass
I have a fucking headache
Stop ringing that damn bell
Before I punch you in the face
And tell you to go to hell
We all gathered for dinner
And you asked me to say grace
I said, "All right, now listen up!"
And then I put them in their place
I said...
Merry Christmas, fuckers
Thanks for wrecking so many days
Just by being your usual selves
And acting in your normal ways
I'm sorry if this offends you
But you're the ones who brought it on
So Merry Christmas, fuckers
How long until you're gone?
How long until you're gone?
How long until you're gone?
Why the fuck are you still here???
It's that special time of year
There's magic in the air
It's time to put aside our hate
And show how much we care
Those really are some nice thoughts
The best that one could find
But so many people piss me off
That I have to speak my mind
So...
Merry Christmas, fuckers
Thanks for wrecking so many days
Just by being your usual selves
And acting in your normal ways
I'm sorry if this offends you
But you're the ones who brought it on
So Merry Christmas, fuckers
How long until you're gone?
If you don't stop that singing
I'll shred your carol book
All I'm giving you this year
Is the finger and a dirty look
Thank you for the candy cane
May I shove it up your ass?
I could use some wine right now
So shut up and fill my glass
I have a fucking headache
Stop ringing that damn bell
Before I punch you in the face
And tell you to go to hell
We all gathered for dinner
And you asked me to say grace
I said, "All right, now listen up!"
And then I put them in their place
I said...
Merry Christmas, fuckers
Thanks for wrecking so many days
Just by being your usual selves
And acting in your normal ways
I'm sorry if this offends you
But you're the ones who brought it on
So Merry Christmas, fuckers
How long until you're gone?
How long until you're gone?
How long until you're gone?
Why the fuck are you still here???