It's Official #Michiganders

[bonosloveslave]

HELL FREEZES OVER


@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Muskegon High students lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
MSU students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets
really cold?"

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions make it to the Super Bowl.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Bonochick]

Oh, Michigan...I bitch about living here, but the thought of moving somewhere else causes a twinge of sadness in my .

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Go Northern.

 

[Lilly]

heh


so true

 

[nbcrusader]

Actually, if the temperature drops below 50 degrees in California, we would abandon the state!

 

[daisybean]

[lame joke ahead] I heard it gets so cold in Michigan that the lawyers put their hands in their own pockets[/lame joke]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

daisy, can i just say i'm glad robbie has all of his muscles in tact (or covered) in your picture?

 

[daisybean]

Yeah when I was google searching there was a screen cap from that video and I wanted to vomit

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

this time my smiley and avatar are really saying no. god, that video is disgusting.


Ok, I gotta go to work now. See you all in 20 minutes.

 

[Angel]

and I am not from Michigan, but that is hilarious!!

 

[meegannie]

I hate cold when it's really windy.

 

[HelloAngel]

I would like to add that Floridians shiver uncontrollably at anything below 62.