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Old 01-27-2003, 10:36 PM   #1
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It's Official #Michiganders

HELL FREEZES OVER


@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Muskegon High students lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
MSU students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets
really cold?"

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions make it to the Super Bowl.
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:47 PM   #3
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Oh, Michigan...I bitch about living here, but the thought of moving somewhere else causes a twinge of sadness in my .
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:50 PM   #4
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heh


so true
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Actually, if the temperature drops below 50 degrees in California, we would abandon the state!
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Old 01-28-2003, 02:29 AM   #7
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[lame joke ahead] I heard it gets so cold in Michigan that the lawyers put their hands in their own pockets[/lame joke]
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Old 01-28-2003, 07:45 AM   #8
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daisy, can i just say i'm glad robbie has all of his muscles in tact (or covered) in your picture?
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Yeah when I was google searching there was a screen cap from that video and I wanted to vomit
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Old 01-28-2003, 08:10 AM   #10
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this time my smiley and avatar are really saying no. god, that video is disgusting.


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and I am not from Michigan, but that is hilarious!!
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I hate cold when it's really windy.
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I would like to add that Floridians shiver uncontrollably at anything below 62.
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