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Old 07-15-2003, 04:54 AM   #1
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it's official#let's play cricket

what you gotta do is somehow make a whirring noise
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Those big shin pad thingies are to restrictive to allow you to run. Never mind those fancy dancey white sweaters they wear.
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Slomey is silly mid-on.




Thats only test cricket zoner, and you be wanting those big arsed pads when you have a cricket ball coming at you from Shoaib Akhtar (who unofficially broke the 100 mile/hour record) or Brett Lee. Infact, you'd probably find you could run with concrete blocks on your feet if they ever bowled to you.
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Normal

I have played lacrosse goalie against people with 100 mile an hour shots - with no shin guards. Same difference, really. Any small, hard object moving towards you at the speed is going to sting.

Here is a photo of an Autralian youngster about to shoot a ball a point-blank range at a Iroquis Nation goalie. And you think ABEL's fencing bruises are bad....

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If we want to talk about comparisons in padding...





I think this thread is about the insects, not sport lol





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....Or in other words, real men play Lacrosse or AFL

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no one appreciates the good art of punning any more

I say

beat on the brat
with a cricket bat
oh yeah
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Juim Miller NEEDS to get clobbered there

Aussie Rules

But, what is up with the tennis outifts they wear?


Not very manly...but who am I to say....these guys could prolly pound the living daylights out of me.
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Hahaha yeah I guess they are like tennis outfits. They play for 2 hours in a game though (30 min quarters) at pretty full pace, so guess they go for practicality rather than style and large shorts/guernseys would be a hindrance to game play.

Where was the pun yertle?
pffft!
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Jack White thought cricket weird (or cool) enough to be holding a cricket bat on the cover of Elephant.

Zoney have people been killed by the ball in Lacrosse?
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Jack White thought cricket weird (or cool) enough to be holding a cricket bat on the cover of Elephant.

Zoney have people been killed by the ball in Lacrosse?
Yes, there was a death two or three years ago - kid playing goalie got nailed in the chest. Even the chest protector could not help him. I can't remember so of the others deaths. You have em in any sport though.

I noticed that cricket bat on the album cover last week.
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I cricket
I'm gonna marry cricket
cricket and I will be together forever


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Do all Lacrosse players sing in the school choir to pick up chicks???
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