It's Official# joke

[Basstrap]

so there was this guy
owned a nail company
we'll say it was called "johnson's nails"

the owner decided it was time make a commercial, so he hired a marketing guy and gave him 2 weeks to make him a good commercial

after the 2 weeks came up, the owner looked at what the marketing guy had made:

it starts off with a shot of a desert
then pans to a hill
we see a shot of a roman centurian looking upward with a smile,
then a group of women crying
a shot of a cross with jesus on it
the camera zooms onto the nail and "JOHNSON'S NAILS" is displayed beside the hand

"I can't show this on TV", says the owner, "I'll be fired!!"

"don't worry, I'll change it!! just give me 2 more weeks"

"you get one more chance", replies the owner

so two weeks pass and we see the final product:

it starts off with a shot of a desert
then pans to a hill
we see a shot of a roman centurian who has a surprised look
we see a shot of Mary crying but then getting a huge smile!

then we see a shot of Jesus running through the woods

the roman centurian snaps his fingers and says.

"should of used Johnson's!"

 

[Ali Rose]

Kirk. for the love of God. Stop telling jokes.

:annoyed:

 

[cujo]

hahaha.

sacrelicious.

 

[Basstrap]

at tiffany

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

it's actually worth a chuckle

 

[Lilly]

i bet danny tells it better, he's got the beard and all

why am i having such strong deja vu?

 

[ABEL]

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Thing is, I laughed and immediately felt guilty.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I'm offended.




















not really.




























does that count as blasphemy?

 

[ABEL]

no sorry wrong


3

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

 

[Bonochick]

That wasn't very funny. The again, what did I really expect from Kirk?

 

[Basstrap]

I think you meant "then" again

 

[Bonochick]

Actually, I meant "Then".

Close though, old chap.

 

[cujo]

Haha.

Now that's funny.