It's Official - I've lost 20 lbs

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this is not official, by the way!

Hey Regina -

I am VERY concerned about your missing weight.

A few questions so we can all help find it:

1) Where was the last place you saw it?

2) Have you retraced your steps since the last time you saw it?

3) Did you look in the seat cushion?

4) are you sure you are not sitting on it?

5) Have you reported it to the local police department?

6) Is it possible that someone has just "borrowed" it and will bring it back shortly?

7) Are you sure you didn't "put it away" in its usual spot?

8) Do you remember where that usual spot is?

9) Has anyone "Coveted" your weight recently and could potentially have stolen it?

10) Has enough time passed to really declare it lost (I mean, have you REALLY looked for it)?

11) you check your ears? :uhoh: I often leave stuff inside my ears FOR DAYS!
 
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