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Old 12-20-2003, 11:26 PM   #1
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IT'S OFFICIAL #It's A Gas!

A member of management bought a new toy to use at work: a remote-controlled fart machine.

I didn't know they had it when I first came in to start my shift. They hid it in a drawer behind the counter, and one of the managers had the remote. She kept making it fart when I'd bend over for something, and I didn't know what was going on.
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I hope you didn't laugh.

My opinion of you would drop considerably if you did.
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I started laughing because I had figured they were playing a joke on me, but they acted like they had no idea what was going on. I kept laughing, and then that manager seemed like she was getting mad at me. She told me that I needed to stop laughing and do some work. She slammed a stack of bags down and said, "Here...separate these bags!" I just looked at her and laughed, and she said, "I mean it!!!"...so then I thought I was in trouble.

Fuckers.
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I can't hear "that" particular sound and not laugh. Ever.
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I you!
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I'm thinking about writing and recording a song called "Merry Christmas, Fuckers" and burning a copy for a couple of the managers as part of our gift exchange.

They'd love it.
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I can't hear "that" particular sound and not laugh. Ever.
Me neither.
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I'm thinking about writing and recording a song called "Merry Christmas, Fuckers" and burning a copy for a couple of the managers as part of our gift exchange.

They'd love it.



I think that is a WONDERFUL idea!!!


"Merry Christmas, Fuckers"

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If you do write this, you have to call my voicemail and sing it to me!
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I can't hear "that" particular sound and not laugh. Ever.
I have the same problem.




Which can be tricky in a room full of 9 year olds.
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I expect copies to be circulating by Monday.
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Send a copy to Oz, BC.
I love you more than a hole in the head.



OH! Brainwave! Years (I'm talking about 12 years) ago my friend ( ) Leah dared me to go into a music shop and buy this STUPID single called 'Who Farted' by a group called The Vaughns. Hrmph. I cannot say no to a dare and catch was I had to ask for it at the counter. It is unlistened to and in pristine condition BC. I will ship it your way.
If you dont want it, I will wrap it up and post it to her with a note "I am still mad about this, you shit for brains"

I wonder if she remembers this...



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Angie needs to take a few deep breaths to calm down.



But I wouldn't breathe too deeply in this thread.
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I'm so glad my 6000th post was about farting.
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As am I.
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Yay Martha!
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I'm serious though BC, this cd is yours babeee!

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I'm serious though BC, this cd is yours babeee!
I you.
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