It's Official #(Insert Something Here)

[Bonochick]

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

You guys hear this? Here I am, trying to get a treehouse and a rhino pen built, and all he wants to do is make out! Can you believe this?

 

[zonelistener]

Banana trees can't hold tree houses

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

You guys hear this? Here I am, trying to get a treehouse and a rhino pen built, and all he wants to do is make out! Can you believe this?

Don't spread the blame here sister - the quote clearly says "bonochick wants to make out with zonelistener's Blue ox".

 

[Bonochick]

Stop it, you're turning me on!

Don't turn me on when I'm lonely.

 

[zonelistener]

Blue ox
Blue ox
Blue ox
Blue ox
babe

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Are we done yet?
Are we done yet?
Are we done yet?

 

[Bonochick]

You tell me!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

I'm full and bloated of eating popsicles!

And Blue Ox has been cudging on all the wood I bought. The wood's all slimy and gooey.

Damnit! I forgot the nails. I knew I forgot something!

 

[Bonochick]

I'll nail your face!

 

[Basstrap]

*audible noises and tool playing*

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Bonochick said:
I'll nail your face!

really?

 

[Bonochick]

Don't use the sexywink when I'm lonely.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Don't feel down, BC.

There's always Bassy! *points over there*

 

[Basstrap]

this is the IO sad smilie - >

 

[Bonochick]

Bassy =

Okay...time to call the cable guy and the phone guy...

*random voice* Do you really need that for a treehouse, BC?

Yeah, you're right.

We have cell phones, we don't need to run a phone line.

*calls the cable guy*

Kirk, you're responsible for waiting for the cable guy...he will be here sometime between within the next 3 days.

 

[Bonochick]

Okay...time to get settled!

*hangs up artwork I stole and will blame on Kirk if I get caught*

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

uhh...nice house, bonochick?

 

[Bonochick]

Thanks!

You're all welcome to join me.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

You're all welcome to join me.

i wish i knew how to draw. i need to draw my wedding dress.

 

[zonelistener]

Eggplantparm

 

[Bonochick]

How about makin' yourself useful for once, zoney?

Carry some of my stuff up!

 

[zonelistener]

the "A" is not working well on this computer

*Carries up the toothpaste that will be used for bathtub caucking

 

[Bonochick]

How big of a TV do ya think we can fit in here?

 

[zonelistener]

seven inches B&W

 

[Bonochick]

You obviously got your measurements wrong.

 

[zonelistener]

It is not easy measuring with a tube of toothpaste and dental floss

 

[Bonochick]

Will you marry me, zoney?

Right here...in the treehouse...

 

[zonelistener]

What will assytrap think?




Wait, aren't we married already?

 

[Bonochick]

Are we?

I lose track of my men.

Asstrap isn't mine though...he's ABEL's.

John might get pissed though.

Nah...he's big into sharing and stuff...generous, generous man!

 

[zonelistener]

Yeah - I know I am married to Guaca, and I think there are a few others that I joined in a union last year at some point on an Island or something - well....what's one more? This is Utah, right?

 

[bonosloveslave]

I think the tree house needs a fridge with pre-wrapped sausages and dijon ketchup.