It's Official#incomplete poem

[Basstrap]

I was writing a poem today and I now have writers block...

any assistance would be awesome-o posum-o

it was a windy and forelorn night and all the crickets were either asleep or dead or eaten by frogs which were mostly dead too - from the birds.
so I was walking in this night
and I got the biggest fright
a scantly clad lady emerged from a truck, hair all a mess she said,
"now, would you like a _ "

this is where I have gotten stuck

please help me...I wanted to send this into the international board of poems

 

[Bonochick]

a scantly clad lady emerged from a truck, hair all a mess she said,
"now, would you like a _ "

this is where I have gotten stuck

I say fill in the blank with "fuck"...and then add that last remark of yours to the poem..."this is where I have gotten stuck"...because it rhymes!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

free 32 oz. coca cola from QWIK STOP.
I said "OMG......you're hair looks like a whacked-out mop".
The anger built inside her, I could tell she was offended.
I said "Chill out baby, with some hot lovin' we could get this mended."


EL FIN.

 

[Basstrap]

dirty dirty minded girls

what can ya do?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

go to the zoo.
wear blue.
row in crew.
catch the flu.

 

[adamswildhoney]

Re: Re: It's Official#incomplete poem

I say fill in the blank with "fuck"...and then add that last remark of yours to the poem..."this is where I have gotten stuck"...because it rhymes!

I second that!!!!

 

[Ali Rose]

duck.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

cluck!

 

[Bonochick]

Suck

 

[HelloAngel]

This sounds more like a naughty limerick than a poem.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ATTENTION. GO POST IN MY THREAD. NOT BASSONE'S.
THANK YOU.

 

[HelloAngel]

well gotdamn. i'll post there then.





you're a boomer.

 

[Basstrap]

boomer is starting to go down in my *cool list*
soon she will be treading the mirky waters of BC's extreme uncoolness

 

[Bonochick]

boomer is starting to go down in my *cool list*
soon she will be treading the mirky waters of BC's extreme uncoolness

That's "murky", buttmunch.

*hits Bassy in the face with a dictionary*

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

that does not make me happy.
*coughcoughthisthreadsucks*

 

[Bonochick]

This thread doesn't suck.

I bet I could think of 1000 things that suck more than this thread does.

 

[HelloAngel]

T bet I could think of 1000 things that suck more than this thread does.

OMC NOT AGAIN.

 

[Basstrap]

I can't stay mad at you boomer...* extends hand as token of friendship*

I can stay mad at BC though

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I can't stay mad at you boomer...* extends hand as token of friendship*

BC....you now suck.
but we already knew that.

 

[Bonochick]

I can stay mad at BC though

Okay...I DEFEND your thread, and that is how you repay me??????

You are the suckiest suck to have ever sucked.

 

[Bonochick]

BC....you now suck.
but we already knew that.

You = Suck

*kicks stuff and leaves*

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

BC
*prank calls her*

 

[Bonochick]

Don't bother.

 

[meegannie]

That poem is dumb. You should just go out now and find a street corner to beg on, cuz you're gonna need it.