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Old 12-26-2006, 09:14 PM   #1
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It's official: I'm in ur lap, killing ur semen

So I got a new laptop for Christmas. It's not a Macbook, so it won't be saving me any home heating costs, but the underside still gets fairly warm.

Aren't there studies that warm laptops kept on yo' lap for extended periods of time kill semen?

This may interfere with my plans to father an entire hockey line.
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Maybe just 2 Defensemen instead?
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My laptop gets HOT, I hope it aint killing my hockey team


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they call it "natural selection"
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A study by State University of New York researchers says heat generated from laptops can significantly elevate the temperature of the scrotum, potentially putting sperm count at risk. .... Heat generated from laptops is nothing new. A couple of cases have emerged over the years of laptops catching fire due to defective batteries or faulty AC adapters.
http://news.com.com/Study+Laptop+hea...3-5485763.html
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A couple of cases have emerged over the years of laptops catching fire due to defective batteries or faulty AC adapters.
Better a hot lap than charred
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perhaps you can put some ice in your shorts to counter balance the heat from the laptop...just a thought.
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you heat the ice! it's the best of both worlds!
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(Slim, easy to carry) Desktops are the best.
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it's rookie of the year

i want the cookie
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I should start giving out laptops as gifts.
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Wouldn't you have to be using your laptop right over your crotch though??? I usually type with mine right at my knees. Not like I'm at risk of losing semen though
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Ok, next date I go on, I'm making certain he uses a laptop.
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I don't own a laptop.

So, right now I have full levels of semen and a cookie.

Beat that.
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