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Old 04-14-2004, 06:42 AM   #1
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Its Official: Im Good at my Job

Prelude: I work in a Safety & Health Office.

Today someone reported a burning welding smell in our building so I went to investigate and determined...................





that there was a bloke welding in the basement.


Then someone claimed that there was a smelly socks smell. I investigated and determined that there was................





a pair of smelly socks in the basement.


Am I good or wot? They really dont pay me enough for my brillance.
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smelly socks are a grave health and safety issue.
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I would have evacuated the entire building first
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I smelled smelly socks yesterday but it was just my fiance's. I proceeded to pinch my nose with my fingers and he got the message after trying to stick them in my face multiple times.
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You deserve a raise for your excellent work
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I would have evacuated the entire building first
Couldnt. The Welding Guy had turned the evac system off cause he ........ umm... was welding.

I have always wanted to get on the EWIS.

"Please evacuate the building and head towards your designated assembly area.This is a life threatening emergency. A Computer Nerd has left his gym socks in the server room. Please evacuate the building."
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I hope you get hazzard pay or at least really goofy safety clothes to wear.

Pregnant beli in a haz mat suit
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Old 04-15-2004, 01:36 AM   #8
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Risk Management at its finest....

You and Doozer61 (also Health and Safety for a large So. CA
Municipality) can start your own private company.....

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I hope you get hazzard pay or at least really goofy safety clothes to wear.

Pregnant beli in a haz mat suit
Oh, we have some disposable suits. I should see if I can fit into one
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Risk Management at its finest....

You and Doozer61 (also Health and Safety for a large So. CA
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Oh, I didnt know Doozer was into Risk Management. That makes me, her and Fahs hubby
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