it's official #i'm going to kill the next person who mentions the word chicken

[Screaming Flower]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i won't say it... i'm too chicken

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ahhh crap

 

[Sicy]

Here here.. *boycotts IO*

 

[Screaming Flower]

sicy

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yea... boycott the chicken! bring back the cats!

 

[easytiger]

chickens are so overrated.

especially "subserviant" ones

 

[Sicy]

I'll boycott your face

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'll boycott your salty brains

 

[Screaming Flower]

boycott this.

 

[Sicy]

yours are saltier

 

[Sicy]

dammit

 

[ABEL]

16 years ago, one day,
I was walking down the street
I was cruising in Brooklyn
You know what I mean?
Something was cooking,
but wasn't yet a chicken.

There was a man,
Selling chicks in a box.
He said, "2 for 1, but 3 for 2."
I said, "That's not bad,
Here's money for you."
One was magenta,
The other was blue.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken

One day, the blue one went away.
The other grew up fuckin' well.
She was noisy every night.
I had always chicken-bite.

Then I met a lover
One night, she made me dinner.
Licking finger, I wondered
Where she got the chicken.
Then I met a lover.
One night, she made me dinner.
Licking finger, I wondered
where she got the chicken.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken

Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick.
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken

She went to college to study anatomy
I followed her father's butchery
We got 2 babies. Is it cool?
One was magenta, the other was blue.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken...

 

[Bonochick]

That was so uncalled for ABEL.

 

[SaltyBrainEater]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

gosh darn it why won't my darned chicken picture take!

 

[easytiger]

looks like that chicken's got a good plastic surgeon

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you can see the chicken? how come i can't?

 

[easytiger]

I cut and pasted the url

http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/kids/animals/story1/chicken(4).gif

 

[Screaming Flower]

because chickens suck and so do you.




i can't see it either.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Screaming Flower]

stop playing with the damn chickens you freaks.

 

[ABEL]

:edit:

n/m

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm just shocked no one's used the choke the chicken joke yet...

 

[catatonic bish]

beef

 

[easytiger]

I'm shocked no one has made a reference to KFC yet

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'm shocked i haven't killed anyone yet.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

shmergie poos

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'll shmerge your face.