It's Official# If you loved me you would...

[jkayet]

I sat through sex ed classes all day today. I'm subbing, and miraculously, this week is sex ed week at the school. Lovely. All I really do is keep them from talking and giggling too much while the person talks to them, but it has been educational. yep. I've learned lines like:
"I'll make you into a real man." &
"After school, let's go to the old boathouse." (yeah, not quite sure how that's a clear proposition, but...)

Also, the wonderfully federally funded program today taught the 8th graders that any sexual contact constitutes losing your virginity. Learn something new every day.

In one class, the kids weren't very talkative, so of course the woman decides to bring the teacher in on the discussion. Why the hell not. So, I'm asked all sorts of questions, like 'if a guy takes you out and pays for everything, do you feel like you need to repay him sexually at the end of the night?'
Well, with my nonexistant dating life now, I reached into the depths of my imagination. I was so bitter, I nearly answered "well, of course!!" Dumb sex ed teachers. I have to sit through it tomorrow too.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Also, the wonderfully federally funded program today taught the 8th graders that any sexual contact constitutes losing your virginity. Learn something new every day.

Seriously?? What a bunch of shit!

 

[JessicaAnn]

After school, let's go to the old boathouse.

I fall for this line all the time.

 

[nbcrusader]

According to this guy, if you buy a chick some nachos - you're gonna score

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[zoney!]

heh heh

So, I'm asked all sorts of questions, like 'if a guy takes you out and pays for everything, do you feel like you need to repay him sexually at the end of the night?' .......I nearly answered "well, of course!!"

Wanna grab dinner?

 

[Ody]

like 'if a guy takes you out and pays for everything, do you feel like you need to repay him sexually at the end of the night?'

man.

I'm so due.

 

[zoney!]

I called her first, Ody!

Wanna arm wrestle for her hand in dinner? I heard she likes her hand in mash potatos.

 

[nbcrusader]

Pssst. Throw dessert in as well.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

"Hey stephanie...come look at my lamp..."
-the hairy hockeyplayer

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Also, the wonderfully federally funded program today taught the 8th graders that any sexual contact constitutes losing your virginity.

wow I am doing way better than I though then

 

[meegannie]

Here are some more ways to say "NO"
(From Family Health Council's Teen Connections)

If you were my friend, you wouldn't ask me to?
No thanks, it would ruin my image!
Why don't you chill out!
Don't mess with me and I won't mess with you!
If you knew me, you wouldn't ask me to?
No thanks, it's not my style
That's your thing, not mine!
I have better things to do!
I'd hate to lose you (or lose you as a friend), but that's not me!


What to say when the pressure is on?for sex, alcohol or drugs!


PRESSURE LINE

ASSERTIVE RESPONSE


If you loved me you would??

If you loved me you wouldn't pressureme to?..


Everyone is doing it.

I'm not, so everyone isn't doing it.


You're not the only girl I could date.

You're not the only guy I could date. I chose to date you and I can change my mind.


You can't say no because I spent money on you

If you think spending money on me means all that you're entitled to sex, then I'll pay for my share of the evening


Don't you like me?

Yes, I like you. If you really liked me you wouldn't make me feel bad about?


You turned me on, now you have to do it.

Just because you're turned on doesn't mean I have to do anything.


We've had sex before so you can't say no now

Just because I've had sex with you before doesn't mean I have to have sex with you now.


Everyone is doing it.

That's great. Then you won't have any problem finding someone else.


Don't worry. I'll use protection.

You're going to need protection if you don't leave me alone.


If you love me, you'll have sex with me.

If you love me, you'll respect my feelings and not push me into doing something I'm not ready for.


We had sex before, so what's the problem now?

I have a right to change my mind. I've problem now?decided to wait until I'm older.


But I have to have it.

No you don't. If I can wait, you can wait.


If you get pregnant, I'll marry you.

I don't want to risk getting pregnant, and I'm not ready to get married.

I'm going to use some of these tonight!

 

[JessicaAnn]

If you think spending money on me means all that you're entitled to sex, then I'll pay for my share of the evening

If you pay for your share, does this mean ... you know ...


































you owe yourself a night of fun.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

what's sex?