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Old 08-17-2003, 04:10 AM   #1
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It's Official*** If My Ass Wore A Hat It Would Be Called Scott Stapp!!!



Indeed.
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Old 08-17-2003, 04:11 AM   #2
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So, Ass Hat... do you have any future goals to pursue... new heights?

AssHat: Well, not to be punny... but can you take me lower?
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oh my god cujo...

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Don't Stop Dancin' Ass-hat.

Human Clay indeed.
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Old 08-17-2003, 04:20 AM   #5
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AssHat: Anyone standing next to me better watch out... I just drank a red bull!

Did you see the Bullets video?

Huh?

cujo: no asshat, I don't have TV. I have Scott Stapp as a hat on my ass. I need a proctologist not Carson Daly.

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Old 08-17-2003, 04:24 AM   #6
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cujo: I've consulted with the doctors. They say they can lance off my asshat. But only one of us will survive.

Asshat: Is it more comfortable if I have my arms wide open? Yes?

cujo: that's disgusting asshat. That's it, I'm lancing you off... or die trying!

Asshat: is this the end of AssHat Scott Stapp?

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Old 08-17-2003, 05:04 AM   #7
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very juvenile

i like
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:07 AM   #8
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The kid stays in the picture?
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It looks like your six feet from the edge....

And you're thinking, maybe six feet ain't so far down?
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:31 AM   #10
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Asshat: My own prison. I must stop being such an ass goblin and flee from cujo's rear.

cujo: what? I didn't think you were capable of complex thought.

Asshat: I'm not. That's a statement I had prepared for Eddie Vedder... seeing as I've been riding his ass all my life.

cujo: oh we all know that... but your life will be cut short my friend.

Asshat: What? No... I was just getting ready to date Pam Anderson!

cujo: in your dreams.

Asshat: where else?

cujo: indeed.

Asshat: what do you have in store for me? what devilry is it satan?

cujo: Well Preparation H Raymond stopped by and told me about 15 Minutes of Fame H... I just simply apply this nuisancery potion... and voila, you'll be sipping rob roy's with Corey Feldman and Gary Coleman.

Asshat: No! A fate worse than death!

cujo: So you've heard your records before too?

Asshat: What? Well at least I'll be sipping a Rob Roy.

cujo: thought so. Well here goes, troublesome zany asshat. You've been rejected.

Asshat falls to the ground from whence he came, and flys away to a Las Vegas night club... headlining with Robert Goulet and Jimmy Buffet.

Cujo is able to sit down again.

The End.

Or is it???

???
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:32 AM   #11
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*PS- if this bears any similarity to a Kieran McConville epic, then I'm delighted.

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'The "End"'
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Well, I think it's safe to say cujo's ass has weathered yet another storm.
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:43 AM   #14
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Not the perfect storm though.

And by that storm, I mean George Clooney.

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Old 08-17-2003, 05:45 AM   #15
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But it's certainly seen the rest of the ocean...

And by ocean, I mean the entire cast of Ocean's Eleven. Am I right?
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BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this IS amusing after all
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Old 08-17-2003, 02:44 PM   #18
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cujo sometimes you scare me a little.
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Old 08-17-2003, 03:08 PM   #19
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Well that's one of the best thread titles ever.
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Old 08-17-2003, 04:37 PM   #20
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i'm still glad i went to bed.

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I need a proctologist not Carson Daly.


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