It's official #I smell kerosene

[ABEL]

the only time I ever smell kerosene is when the neighbors in the apartment below me are grilling. WTF would they be doing grilling at 2am in the morning?


















aren't they not supposed to be grilling on the patio anyway?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

maybe they're having a kerosine party. How rude not to invite you

 

[ABEL]

i feel like im there anyway...as strong as the smell is

 

[cujo]

Your penchant for Odoriferous elaboration has caused me to stagnate in a fetal position. I am now embracing the mighty cloud that is ABEL's plight. Death I am ready. For I have seen the pit of despair that is indecency.

You have spoiled it all.

 

[Lilly]

go toward the light cujo.



walk, don't run.

 

[Lilly]

 

[cujo]

The mortal coil is now upheaved and heaving.

The candle of rationality and inspiration has burnt out in the regency of a flaming vanguard. I hath been smoten by flame retardancy.

 

[Lilly]

i'm not sure what's going on here...

 

[cujo]

it's the perfect match.

shall we save the planet from pollution again?

 

[Lilly]

heeeaaarrrrrttttt

heman sent you a postcard, just a note to say "hi"

 

[cujo]

Suggestive thoughts are the pixie dust that puts the loft in my loafers.



Come on... we can all fly. If we think with our hormones!

To NeverNeverland, where we never mature!

 

[Lilly]

shall we save the planet from pollution again?

i always knew you had a close affection for captain planet.



cujo, sorry to break your trust and all.



but i'm posting the photo you sent me.

 

[cujo]

You broke the olive branch of trust that I extended to thee Lilly.

Now I am a broken tree with no forest to see.

I will retire to the Canadian wilderness.



You suck. What kind of pompous jerk would do that?

I confided in you my secret identity. And you spit in my face?

I'm going to be asking for your resignation Missy.

 

[Lilly]

your wilderness deserves to be on fire.


i can't believe you have a problem with it.


do you hate your leatard, is that it?

 

[cujo]

For you information that is my wrestling leatard... promoting my school colors.

I think that was rather insensitive. I demand satisfaction... remove that pic immediately!!!

 

[Lilly]

look, i'm not taking it down.


i'm sorry you look like such a bowl-cut tool in that photo.


i'm more sorry you love captain planet as much as you do.



he's not REAL you know.

 

[cujo]

Of all the shitty treatment I've received this is the last straw.

I'm surprised at what little tact you have.

I just hope that brass finds a way to make an example of you...

 

[Lilly]

*litters


i'm not resigning, JUST so you know.





get over yourself junior captain planet.


i have no tact yet you start these crap threads talking to yourself.



no one wants to see bill and ted quotes here anyway.


get over it already.



you can wipe your tears with your cape.

 

[cujo]

This is most uncalled for.

You can wipe my ass with your diplomacy.

This conversation was over before you opened your harlot mouth. Don't think you can wiggle out of this like you can with others.

 

[Lilly]

don't call ME a harlot when YOU'RE the one always tramping around.


you're the biggest vamp here.



we all know that you have alters with which you go into pleba and lust.



so you're a loser and you clearly cant hide it.


there's still time to mold you into someone who doesnt' suck.


first things first, stop wearing such an idiotic hair style.


in the mean time, work on developing an actual personality outside of emulating captain planet.


for shit's sake, that's just weird.

 

[cujo]

You are ridiculous.

The words you write are poison to all who read. I used to think you were intelligent and somewhat compassionate.

But you fucked it all up.

And Now you've made fun of me again?

This is irreconciliable.



Do us all a favor and go back to hell.

 

[Lilly]

i'm not going back to you cujo.


we're over.


i wish i never would have been your friend.


i used to think you were funny and nice.


i am wiser now

 

[cujo]

DON'T get self-righteous at this point.

It's a little late for that.

Your words and actions cannot be wiped away.

Get over yourself... and whatever high you get from pissing on other people.

 

[Lilly]

i'll let you lecture me on self-righteousness


afterall, you wrote the book on it.


unlike you i don't need drugs to function.


yes, ritalin is a drug.

 

[cujo]

So now you're making fun of my clinical illness?

Do you have any idea how much of a hosebag you are?

I would prescribe a drug for you... and even the method of suppository.

Although, it would be impossible for me to ask you to shove something up your ass when your head is clearly crowding it.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Can I just say....

U2 shit me.



Bastards.



Carry on. Spreading the venting around here.

 

[Lilly]

you use it like some excuse.


it doesn't excuse your lack of tact, your naivite, and your general lack of respect for anyone in your life.


what kind of BOY calls a FORMER friend a hosebag?


i'd tell you to shove something up your ass, but it is also crowded.


and it's not with your head.

 

[cujo]

I'm finished with you.

Your low insults are not worth the read, as you are a cheap, vindictive, and underhanded lush. I would not wish anyone to be in the company of your friendship, as you only trash their very existence.

The acid tongue you have does burn, but that's what you get for being sleazy.

 

[Lilly]

you only wish i was cheap so you could afford me.


calling me a lush?


ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CLINICAL ILLNESS?


it was just that one night.


get over it.


i thought i'd be your friend at first cos you seemed like an ok guy. then you showed your pitiful picture and told me your life story and i had to be your friend solely out of pity.

what did you want me to do, ditch you when i found out what a true loser you are?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Excuse me guys.

I AM JUST ABOUT DONE WITH U2.

Can you give me some respect here???????

Sheesus.