It's Official#I need an oracle

[Basstrap]

someone has to decipher this message I got in a fortune cookie recently...

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom"

 

[Ali Rose]

are they implying you go in your undies?

you should wear your thong. That oughtta scare em off.

 

[Ali Rose]

once i got a fortune that said "you will get lucky tonight" Literally.

I was supposed to have a date that night too. He never called.

*spits on fortune cookies*

 

[Basstrap]

I don't know if that is a compliment or a scathing insult

I'll ytake option B

 

[Bonochick]

I was eating Chinese with a male friend (who is gay), and we were sitting across from each other. His fortune said, "Your true love is right in front of you." He was like, "No offense, Katherine, but you're not a man, so forget it."

 

[Ali Rose]

er.... what i mean was.... scared of..... your bravery....to uh....wear the thong....

 

[Basstrap]

there...that's better!!!

 

[Ali Rose]

*phwew*

*nice save tiff*

 

[Basstrap]

wait a sec.....

 

[Basstrap]

one guys GRAND MOTHER, that same night, got the fortune...

"your greatest danger is your stupidity"

I felt bad for the poor old lady

(it was at a wedding)

 

[Ali Rose]

*just pushing bassys name down*

dont mind me

*whistles*

 

[Basstrap]

Im confused

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

It's fun if you add "in bed" at the end of your fortune, though in your case it wouldn't really make sense

 

[Basstrap]

fighting for freedom in bed certainly makes sense

someone be a dear and tell us how

 

[Ali Rose]

i have forgotten.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

ummm the battlefield is on a giant bed???


ok that was dumb, i apologize.

I usually get fortunes that have to do with finances so when i add in bed it sounds like I am some sort of prostitute.

 

[Salome]

someone has to decipher this message I got in a fortune cookie recently...

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom"

it means that Bush is going to invade Canada and send you all to Iraq

 

[Sicy]

 

[daisybean]

someone has to decipher this message I got in a fortune cookie recently...

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom"

War is dirty.....therefore you will ruin your new pants....

 

[Bonochick]

Kirk dirties his pants all the time anyway. War won't make that any different.

 

[Cleasai]

aww, did lil Kirky-poo leave a pressie in his pants?

 

[Basstrap]

I move for a change of topic

all in favour?

 

[Basstrap]

oh yeah

if bush shows his mug on my turf I'll teach him a thing or two about foreign policy

huh? huh?

I am known for my ability to throw snowballs very precisley...and watch out if I pack them with ice

 

[meegannie]

Kirk, it means what Clearsai implied.

once i got a fortune that said "you will get lucky tonight" Literally.

I was supposed to have a date that night too. He never called.

*spits on fortune cookies*

Maybe you got lucky that you didn't go on the date.

All fortune cookies are true.

 

[Bonochick]

That friend of mine took me out for Chinese again, and my fortune said, "You have many great talents."

I thought, wow, that sounds familiar...so I looked in my wallet because I keep almost all of my old fortunes in there...and found the exact same fortune.

I guess even fortune cookies have to repeat themselves.

 

[U2girl]

Erm....I misread a part of the title of this thread and a part of Bassy's signature.

 

[Bonochick]

Erm....I misread a part of the title of this thread and a part of Bassy's signature.

MAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[U2girl]

Talk about a change of subject huh?