Its Official, I like mens balls

[Doozer61]

When I went golfing with Mr BAW a week ago, he gave me some of his balls. He plays with lady balls!

So last Saturday, I tried them. They sucked! No, they sucked! I couldn't hit that ball straight at all!

And, I left my mens balls in the car so I was stuck with lady balls all day. Until my pal Joey gave me one of her mens balls on the 14th hole. I started cutting strokes off my game left and right!

So, Mr BAW can keep his lady balls and I will play with my own!

 

[Bonochick]

Oh, shit, that was so much funnier than it should have been.

Really.

 

[easytiger]

 

[IWasBored]

Oh, shit, that was so much funnier than it should have been.

Really.

yes, it certainly was

 

[Mr. BAW]

Not all balls are alike; there is a definite difference of feel between men and women's balls; my sister has chosen to play with her own while I will use Precept. Good luck sis!

 

[JessicaAnn]

This is one of the best threads I have read in a while

 

[Salome]

as long as you treat them gently I don't see a problem with this

 

[Mr. BAW]

I spoke my piece in Doozer's Journal...you can get a better idea of what really took place between the war of the balls.!



All is not what it seems in this pompous posting!!!

 

[easytiger]

I think this belongs in the sexual innuendo thread



actually nevermind... this deserves its own thread

 

[Doozer61]

Big Bro, I will continue to play with my own balls and I will also encourage my friends to play with my balls.

 

[Laura M]

 

[easytiger]

remember, protection

 

[BAW]

I swear its like a never ending comedy routine with these two

 

[Cleasai]

If you guys want a real challenge, try golfing with Wiffle Balls. I had me balls flying all over the place. They're good to practice with in the backyard though.

 

[Doozer61]

I am not sure I would like balls with holes in them!

 

[BAW]

What, you only like the dimpled kind?

 

[Doozer61]

Yes, dimpled mens balls!

 

[IWasBored]

i think the baw family gets the prize for most family members registered

 

[Bonochick]

I told my dad he should register here, but he politely declined.

That's probably for the best.

 

[Sicy]

pink balls

 

[easytiger]

pink balls

 

[Angela Harlem]

I am genuinely pleased that Doozer says she will not play with her brothers balls.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

these are the balls i always play with...

i just love playing with my callaway blue balls

 

[JessicaAnn]

i just love playing with my blue balls

I am sure you do ...




















This thread reminds me of my favorite SNL sketches ... Alec Baldwin's "Schwetty Balls" skit ...

 

[Mr. BAW]

these are the balls i always play with...

i just love playing with my callaway blue balls

Great choice!!! also tightly wound and primed for immediate explosion off the face! just too pricey for me...

 

[Mr. BAW]

I told my dad he should register here, but he politely declined.

That's probably for the best.

I asked my father the same but he's still trying to figure out his new digital camera and how it works; wants to know where to see his pictures,.....you see, he has NO computer!

He's 88-years old and thought it was a good deal through a TV ad...duped....!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Great choice!!! also tightly wound and primed for immediate explosion off the face! just too pricey for me...

yes its true... having blue balls does come at a price. fortunatly, i get blue balls for free.

 

[Doozer61]

I have never played with colored balls! Maybe I will try that one day!

 

[Doozer61]

last saturday, i lost all my men's balls.

i hit them all in the water!

now i have to play with lady balls.

oh wait....

 

[Cleasai]

Next time, while no one is looking, just toss your balls across the water