IT'S OFFICIAL #I have no idea where we're at

[guaca]

How many [insert name here] does it take to change a light bulb?

Well that would be 250 Jack

1 to change the bulb,
12 to speculate what kind of bulbs the band members would use,
16 to relate interesting experiences they had with light bulbs at Popmart,
3 to say that their experiences with light bulbs were much better on the ZooTV tour,
1 to write "Mysterious Bulbs",
101 to write their own light bulb songs,
3 to archive the light bulb songs at their websites,
17 to say that the light bulb thread is a waste of time,
6 to say that there's nothing wrong with having a sense of humor about light bulbs,
2 to say they're glad that Brian Eno isn't changing the bulb,
35 to advertise their bootleg of the light bulb being replaced,
13 to give URL's of their pictures of the light bulb,
14 to say how they really preferred the old light bulb,
25 to say that it's important that the bulb changes,
7 to say how much they're looking forward to the next light bulb,
18 to request information on the next light bulb,
1 to say that he/she has been on holiday and is wondering what's going on with the light bulb...

this kills me -- it's so true

 

[ti-hua]

I thought you only needed one. Bono holds the bulb and the rest of the world revolves around him.

 

[guaca]

yes that would be very true as well, but I think I was referring to...to....PLEBAns...

And how does that joke go...
A musician dies and goes to heaven.
He meets Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley, John Lennon - and then he sees Bono flying by.

"Hey," the musician says, "I didn't know Bono was dead!"

"He's not," Elvis replies. "That's God - He likes to pretend He's Bono."

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2, but it's hard to cram them both into that little bulb.

hahahahahahaa!!

hehe

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She's gonna dream up a world she wants to live in / She's gonna dream out loud.
Visit my web page at www.u2page.com

 

[Bonochick]

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2, but it's hard to cram them both into that little bulb.


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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I love Bono jokes.