It's Official # I have a bruise on my chest

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ow.

 

[zoney!]

 

[Sicy]

 

[ABEL]

 

[DrTeeth]

just one?

 

[IWasBored]

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I hit it when I was trying to pick Nikki up and ran into our fence. Wha?

 

[Screaming Flower]

suuuuuurrrre.

 

[Bonochick]

My sternum was bruised for over a week after the paramedic kept pushing on it to wake me up after I blacked out.

That was so damn painful. Had I not been so weak and disoriented, I would have raised hell.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Bruises suck ... except when you can color coordinate your outfit to your bruise.

 

[zoney!]

I only wear black and blue.

With a tear tattoo below my left eye.



HEY JESSICAANN...THERE IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT SYPHILIS ONLINE TODAY AT STARTRIBUNE.COM. IT IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. JUST SCROLL DOWN. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR "MEETING."

 

[JessicaAnn]

HEY JESSICAANN...THERE IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT SYPHILIS ONLINE TODAY AT STARTRIBUNE.COM. IT IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. JUST SCROLL DOWN. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR "MEETING."

Syphilis


Thanks for the heads up zoner ... while enjoying my morning cup of coffee, I noticed we had an article about that in the Journal Sentinel.

Apparently Wisconsin's syphilis rate is among the nation's lowest (we're #37 in the nation). Among major cities, Milwaukee ranks #46.

However apparently the rates of gonorrhea and chlamydia are aming the nation's highest. For the "Big G," Milwaukee ranks #6 among major cities and for the "Big C," Milwaukee ranks #11.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I interviewed a woman in her late 70's early 80's; she was struck by her airbag that deployed.

I always ask "did you get hit with the airbag?" she answered, "I'll say, look at these!"

Whips open her blouse, my gawd, there they were for the world, unharnessed and hanging down to her waist with bruises all over! If that wasn't enough, she said, "My daughter took pictures of 'em, here show them to your boss!" Mrs. BAW nearly puked but we laughed all week!



Airbags save lives but they do offer hilarious moments!

So April; did you get hit with an airbag???

 

[zoney!]

Are you expecting April to whip open her shirt now Mr. BAW...you PERV.

 

[Bonochick]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Oh, you know I'll do it, though.

 

[Ody]

I only wear black and blue.

I'm only happy when it rains...

 

[Mr. BAW]

Oh, you know I'll do it, though.

Nice April!





And for you Mr. Z....

 

[JessicaAnn]

So April; did you get hit with an airbag???

I have been hit with an airbag, but I have never opened my blouse for a police officer

 

[BAW]

I have been hit with an airbag, but I have never opened my blouse for a police officer

well, before anyone gets the wrong idea and thinks my hubby is a complete perv, I should clarify that he was evaluating the elderly woman's injuries in conjunction with her insurance claim

As far as I know, he doesn't normally ask women to open their blouses during his interviews...or does he?

 

[JessicaAnn]

well, before anyone gets the wrong idea and thinks my hubby is a complete perv, I should clarify that he was evaluating the elderly woman's injuries in conjunction with her insurance claim

As far as I know, he doesn't normally ask women to open their blouses during his interviews...or does he?

I know ... I was just teasing ...


We all know Mr. BAW is a fine police officer!

 

[zoney!]

As far as I know, he doesn't normally ask women to open their blouses during his interviews...or does he?

I heard this is how you guys met......

 

[adamswildhoney]

except when you can color coordinate your outfit to your bruise.

 

[BAW]

I heard this is how you guys met......

See if I ever tell you secrets about my marriage again!

 

[Diemen]

Oh, you know I'll do it, though.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I find much humor in this thread.

(Maybe I should have tried that last time I got a speeding ticket.)
Not that I've ever had a speeding ticket or anything.
Really.






















Seriously.