it's official #i can't turn off my freaking heat lamp thingie

[Screaming Flower]

i am seriously about to start breaking things. i'm getting sick and i want to go to bed but the damn light in my bathroom won't turn off. it's been going haywire for a few days but now it will not turn the f**k off at all. and it's a freaking heat lamp so it will probably light my damn apartment on fire or something.

i'm seriously getting pissed.

*breaks everything in sight*

 

[Bonochick]

Blame Ryan Adams.

Dad blames him for everything.

 

[Screaming Flower]

*throws ryan adams at heat lamp*

 

[bonosloveslave]

Can you just unplug it?

 

[cell]

i was gonna ask the same thing but i was afraid she'd throw something at me instead

 

[Screaming Flower]

it's on the ceiling and it's this weirdass light so i don't even think i can unscrew the bulb.

i
think
i
am
going
to
cry.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i would never throw anything at you icelle, unless, of course, you would like me to throw ryan adams or bonochick at you. i could do that.

i think i'm going to have to call my doorman or something.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Can you unscrew the bulb with an oven mitt?

 

[Bonochick]

*throws ryan adams at heat lamp*

Suddenly, Bonochick temporarily has a new signature at Ryan's board.

 

[cell]

it would be kinda dangerous if it was on while she unscrewed it no?

 

[Screaming Flower]

bk, are you making light of my tragedy?

an oven mit...

 

[ABEL]

if it's an apartment can't you just call maintenance and tell them there's something wrong with it? especially if it might start a fire they should fix it

 

[Bonochick]

Maintenance??

I'll maintain your face!

 

[Screaming Flower]

i just called the doorman and the maintenance guy is on the way up. i am such a loser.

 

[ABEL]

you're not a loser
i don't have a doorman

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[ABEL]

Maintenance??

I'll maintain your face!

 

[ABEL]

 

[beegee]

i would have smashed it with a baseball bat.

then called.

 

[Sicy]

Let me at it with a Sicilian sledgehammer

 

[Cleasai]

I'm scared to even ask what the hell that is

 

[Pinball Wizard]

I thought I was the only light in your life.

Clearly I've been upstaged yet again by an electric appliance...

 

[beli]

and it's a freaking heat lamp so it will probably light my damn apartment on fire or something.

I think you should just invite everyone over for a sauna.

 

[Angela Harlem]

bk, are you making light of my tragedy?

an oven mit...

my god screamer that is the worst pun i have ever heard in my whole entire life.


thank god bg came to the rescue in this thread YET AGAIN
!

 

[Angela Harlem]

and while i'm here pointing out your flaws, why the hell is the heat lamp on the ceiling? do you sleep up there as well?

not to mention the bleeding obvious which is heat rises.
you are a fire tragedy waiting to happen.

 

[zoney!]

<--- wonders if flour has a nice tan from the heat lamp

and while i'm here pointing out your flaws, why the hell is the heat lamp on the ceiling? do you sleep up there as well?

angier, angier, angier.....

Unlike you there in the southern hemisphere, we do not sleep on the ceiling. OUR gravity allows us to sleep in our beds, that are placed FIRMLY on the floor.

When will you ever learn.

 

[Angela Harlem]

to keep warm!!!!!
heat rises!

at least HERE it does.

 

[zoney!]

*throws dorrman at angie (he might be cute)

to keep warm!!!!!
heat rises!

at least HERE it does.

So THAT'S why you sleep on the ceiling?

 

[Angela Harlem]

!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Salome]

so the heat is in flower's bathroom