it's official#i am unavailable right now

[~LadyLemon~]

"Hi, I'm a freak. Care to join me in my freak parade? We can let our freak flag fly!"

 

[beegee]

dial down the center.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

"Would you like one free month of the LA Times delivered directly to your home?"

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

"Hi Ken, this is Barbie! Skipper gave the thumbs up on the threesome. Woooo-hoooo!"

oh fuck yes!

 

[beegee]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

what?!

 

[beegee]

are you threatening me?

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

with a threesome?

 

[ABEL]

with a threesome?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I am the great Cornholio

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

i need teepee for bunghole

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

"No, I just gotta make a quick call...what? No, just a sec... PUT THAT DOWN!!! I said, don't make me come over there and...*scuffles* just let me dial! *dialing noises* Hello? hello? What the hell is this? Hello?"

*Hangs up*

 

[zoney!]

yes, I. P. Freely please.....

 

[Mullen-Girl]

"Hi this is Lisa calling from Dr. Monroe's office. Your sex change operation is set for next tuesday. Have a great day!"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm hearing that scene from Swingers in my head right now...

 

[Ody]

"Yes hello, I'm emotionally unavailable."

"What about physically?"

*puts down phone and runs away.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

I'm hearing that scene from Swingers in my head right now...

"Ummm hi, Niki? Mike. Look, it's not you it's me. I just got out of a 6 year relationship which might explain why i'm acting so weird. I think, i think maybe we should just take some time off. "

"Hi Mike?"

"Oh Niki! Hiiiii. Have you been there the whole time?!"

"Mike, don't EVER call me again."

CLICK.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

If you don't pick up, this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds and blow up your phone machine...

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

byebye

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Hi. It's me......Pick up the phone....I know you're there.....Pick up the phone. Hello. Hello...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

if you'd like to continue this call, please insert .25 cents.

 

[beegee]

*inserts .25 cents*

so, you were saying?

 

[hiphop]

"Helloh Mindy this is Geooorge.. returning your call..em.. well what can I say.. the music is very cute. Very cute. We?d like to.. eh produce the sound a little bit.. you know everyone is lookin? for a new Fiona Apple or Sheryl Crow.. we?re definitely lookin? to spot someone in like that.. we could work on the sound, get rid of the.. eh.. rap a little bit. So, don?t do anything.. once you get your lawyer, whatever stuff like that.. make us know what?s going on.. we?re very interested"

 

[Angela Harlem]

"Hello, did you hang up because you don't want pizza or cos you are mad with me?"

CLICK

"Hello, is scary hairy larry still there?"

CLICK

 

[beegee]

"hello?"

"hello?"

"how did you get this fucking number? how? HOW? TELL ME!!"

"HOW DID YOU GET THIS FUUUUUUUUCKING NUUUUUUUUUUUMBER?!!!!??"

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

"hello.... uh, i've never done this before... do you take credit card?"

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

"hello.... uh, i've never done this before... do you take credit card?"

That's what they all say

 

[~LadyLemon~]

"Wanna play a game? What's your favorite scary movie?"

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

"Wanna play a game? What's your favorite scary movie?"

"hello? is saul rosenberg there?!"

 

[~LadyLemon~]

"I'd like to speak to Abe Froman please...the Sausage King of Chicago".