It's Official: I am going to watch the Police!

[major_panic]

And I paid a ridiculous amount of money to do so (legitimately too), and the seats aren't even that good!

Anyone else going? 26 Jan Melbourne, Australia Day...

HANG ON, isn't there normally a Test on...?

 

[Angela Harlem]

I think I saw Sting once, but never the Police. I thought you were going to say you'd bought a digital scanner and were going to watch a police chase or something.

 

[mysterious_jen]

no way you paid like 300 bucks to go ???? i was so pissed when i saw the prices....


the cricket is boxing day not australia day

 

[Bonochick]

Get down on the ground!!!!!!!

Stop resisting!!!!!!

 

[major_panic]

"What's all this then, eh?"

 

[Bonochick]

It's not mine!

 

[redhotswami]

like Angela Harlem I thought you were getting revenge for a ticket you got or something.

 

[U2isthebest]

Keep your hands where I can see them.

 

[Bonochick]

Why'd you run??

 

[major_panic]

But hoccifer, I's not runk! I mean, drun!

 

[U2isthebest]

What do you mean the cocaine found in your pants pocket isn't yours?

I'm an officer of the law: I'm not stupid!

 

[Bonochick]

Someone must have put it there!

 

[U2isthebest]

Someone must have put it there!

Right, I haven't heard that one before.

 

[Bonochick]

My friend had these pants on earlier, I'm just borrowing them!

 

[U2isthebest]

My friend had these pants on earlier, I'm just borrowing them!

I don't think so. You're way taller than Verne Troyer.

 

[Bonochick]

Is he going around and saying we're friends??? That's whack.

 

[U2isthebest]

Is he going around and saying we're friends??? That's whack.

Yeah, he said that you, him, and Lionel Richie are a trio of petty crime fighters.

 

[Bonochick]

Lionel Richie and I are...how he thought he was gonna turn our duo into a trio is beyond me.

 

[U2isthebest]

Lionel Richie and I are...how he thought he was gonna turn our duo into a trio is beyond me.

What a liar! Don't worry, I'll arrest him too!
Can I turn your duo into a trio?

 

[zoney!]

Gwaker slow downs suck ass.


"Move along people...there's nothing here to see."