it's official #hello my name is screaming flour. would you like to be my friend?

[Screaming Flower]

did you know that maja is the goddess of mojo? it's true you can look it up.

did you know that othershannon and tiffany like to call people *coughmecough* from drive-ins and make inappropriate sounds?

did you know that ody secretly wants to be tom brokaw?

did you know that zonelistener likes to fly naked with a suitcase full of beer?

did you know that angie harlem is secretly from new zealand?

did you know that salome lives in a windmill with angus young?

did you know that sicy can eat more brains at one sitting than hannibal lecter?

did you know that melon is not actually a boy, but a highly advanced all-knowing secret robot working for the dutch government?

did you know that meggie is actually engaged to a lemur and all those picture of sam the "boy" are fakes?



well now you do.

 

[zonelistener]

Did you know that Screaming Flower is considered "the next big thing" by Hollywood!

 

[Angela Harlem]

falsehoods!!!!!!!



but i still love you like a hole in the head.

 

[Salome]

did you know that angus wrote the intro to Thunderstruck on a piano in the netherlands?

and that angus has a dutch wive?


I do!

 

[U2girl]

 

[U2girl]

shhh!

did you know that maja is the goddess of mojo? it's true you can look it up.

I do what I can.

 

[nbcrusader]

*must take break to assimilate new information*

 

[meegannie]

Did you know that a can of V-8 equals one serving of vegetables?

 

[Sicy]

I flour

 

[MrBrau1]

I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher.
I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher.

These are my friendship terms.

 

[Ody]

did you know that Screamer may secretly want to be Barbara Walters?

And BTW, maybe I am Tom Brokaw!


Ok, so not really. I only find him mildy interesting. I wouldn't mind trying it once though.

 

[MrBrau1]

I have seen Warbara Balters nekid.

 

[Lilly]

hey -you gave me the number

did you know that othershannon and tiffany like to call people *coughmecough* from drive-ins and make inappropriate sounds?

sorry, did you need a losenge?








you never showed up! slow walker!

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'll lozenge your face. or losenge your face. i'm not sure which one so take your pick.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ok

 

[Lilly]

i prefer losenges.


and could it be strawberry flavored?

 

[Screaming Flower]

hi boomer.

 

[Screaming Flower]

strawberry losenges it is.

*strawberry losenges othershannon's face

 

[Lilly]

don't you hate flood control other shannon?



i see your posts are exactly one minute apart.


i just put a space between other and shannon.

the losenge has affected me in numerous ways.



have you not noticed the invisible ink yet? SHEEEEEEESH

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

hi.


i guess.


that was to the lillied one as well as the baking flour.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i was in a towel for cat's sake! it's hard to walk to minnesota in a towel while barefoot! i'm halfway there!



hi everyone.



no spaces. nospaces.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ok.

 

[zonelistener]

Boomer.
watch out for skunks and road kill when walking barefoot through wisconin!

 

[Sicy]

boommerdoodeedoo

cha





flower

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

lovely!

 

[Lilly]

nospaces


noalarms,nosurprises.



silent.


well you shoulda thought about that before you left then, shouldn't you have. wanna pick me up some smoked string cheese? good great grand

 

[Screaming Flower]

cheese

 

[Sicy]

altoids citrus sours

*pulls tongue out of mouth

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

sicy,
while altoid citrus sours are very
good.
I would not pull my tongue out of
my mouth.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i freakin' love those things.