It's Official #heated bread products

[Talkie Toaster]

Anyone, anyone?

 

[Talkie Toaster]

Howdy doodly do! How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

 

[Bonochick]

How did somebody come up with toast? I mean, who was the first person to look at bread and think, 'Hmm...if we made these suckers warm and crispy, I bet that would be good!'?

 

[meegannie]

no

 

[Sicy]

I just had an english muffin. How did you know

 

[Basstrap]

I guess it's too much to hope for that this toaster dealie is not an alter ego of somebody here

 

[nbcrusader]

Mmmmm.

I love the smell of bread baking.....

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

now i want a muffin

 

[TweetyBird]

your chirpy breakfast companion.

I wike bwead cwumbs but not as much as bird seed.

 

[bammo2]

Talkie's the name, toasting's the Game!


Red Dwarf

 

[meegannie]

Look, I don't want any toast, and they don't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!

 

[Talkie Toaster]

How 'bout a muffin?

 

[bammo2]

How about a muffin?

 

[meegannie]

Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!

 

[bammo2]

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh you got there first with the reply

 

[Talkie Toaster]

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

 

[meegannie]

Talkie Toaster

 

[bammo2]

Red Dwarf is one of the best tv programmes ever

 

[meegannie]

I it. I just discovered it a few weeks ago when I was visiting Sam in Norwich. I borrowed two of the tapes from him and now I need MORE!

 

[meegannie]

I like the Cat.

"Fish!"

"Today's Fish is Trout A La Creme, enjoy your meal."

"Fish!"

"Today's Fish is Trout A La Creme, enjoy your meal."

"Fish!"

"Today's Fish is Trout A La Creme, enjoy your meal."

"Fish!"

"Today's Fish is Trout A La Creme, enjoy your meal."

"Fish!"

"Today's Fish is Trout A La Creme, enjoy your meal."

"Fish!"

"Today's Fish is Trout A La Creme, enjoy your meal."

"I will!"

 

[bammo2]

Ask me a sensible question.
Preferably one that isn't bread-related

 

[bammo2]

My favourite episode:

LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out.
RIMMER: I can't let you out.
LISTER: Why not?
RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
CAT: Could we see him?
RIMMER: See who?
CAT: The King.
RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet?
LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater.
RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?! I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O.
LISTER: What's W.O.O?
CAT: You had to ask.
RIMMER: With ... out ... oxygen. No oxygen for 2 hours. That will teach you to be bread baskets.

 

[ABEL]

How did somebody come up with toast? I mean, who was the first person to look at bread and think, 'Hmm...if we made these suckers warm and crispy, I bet that would be good!'?

i think it was probably an accident like potato chips?

 

[meegannie]

Isn't the potato chips thing a myth?

 

[meegannie]

Guess not!

http://snopes.com/business/origins/chips.asp

 

[ABEL]

and who says posting at interference is a waste of time...it's educational too

 

[meegannie]

I learning. :nerdalert:

 

[ABEL]

nerds