IT'S OFFICIAL #Good Vibrations

[Bonochick]

We just opened gifts at work, and one of the bosses bought all of the women handheld vibrating massagers. This is one happy office today!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Some are probably happier than others!

 

[redkat]

what did the men get?

 

[Bonochick]

Beer.

There were other presents too...but the massagers were the standout gifts.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I thought this was gonna be about Marky Mark.

 

[Doozer61]

Good Vibrations is the BEST store in San Francisco

 

[BAW]

the gift that keeps on giving...well, as long as you have spare batteries on hand

 

[zoney!]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

how many people sat on their hand vibrators?

 

[Varitek]

We just opened gifts at work, and one of the bosses bought all of the women handheld vibrating massagers. This is one happy office today!

Wow they weren't worried about sexual harassment? Your workplace must be pretty cool.

 

[randhail]

what is sexually harassing about massagers?

 

[JessicaAnn]

what is sexually harassing about massagers?

Are you serious?

 

[randhail]

Yeah, I'm quite serious. Am I wrong for assuming that these things are legit massagers from Sharper Image or are they massagers meant for the vagina? If it's the latter, then I can see it, but not with the former.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I can't believe I have to explain this one ...

Even "legit" massagers can have other purposes ...

 

[randhail]

Anything can have other purposes beyond the intended one and such is a persons choice but giving a massager from Sharper Image can be sexual harassment? I just don't see it. Whatever, I don't need to make an issue of this.

 

[zoney!]

poor Kat...her thread is turning into a Pussy's Cafe thread

Anything can have other purposes beyond the intended one

Like what?

Certain fruits and vegetables?

more, more, more??????

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: I can't believe I have to explain this one ...

^ For real.

We're pervs here, deal with it.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: poor Kat...her thread is turning into a Pussy's Cafe thread

Like what?

Certain fruits and vegetables?

more, more, more??????

 

[randhail]

Those cucumbers look like they could hurt a bit with those little pointy things.

 

[zoney!]

if you pickle them, they lose there flacidity

hurt? How? If you put enough "ranch dressing" on them, they go down smooooth!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[JessicaAnn]

mmmm ... cucumbers and ranch dressing.

Anything can have other purposes beyond the intended one and such is a persons choice but giving a massager from Sharper Image can be sexual harassment? I just don't see it. Whatever, I don't need to make an issue of this.

What if you're a woman and your boss/superior is is sexually harassing you with lewd comments, etc.

Then he gives you a Sharper Image "massager" for Christmas. I think that could be construed as further harassment.

Anyway ... back to pickles and cucumbers.

 

[zoney!]

ANYTHING can be construed as harrasment

hey you

 

[redkat]

could you have chosen beer?

 

[JCOSTER]

 

[JessicaAnn]

Not everything ... how could a fern be construed as harassment?

Hey yourself ...

 

[zonelistener]

Re:fern - fern is a bush. Need I say more.

Beer and a massager!

 

[Zoots]

wow how did I miss this thread?

me like.

 

[JessicaAnn]

You were too busy planning to move to denmark

 

[verte76]

I can imagine how happy all of the ladies were!

 

[fah]

Re: Re:fern - fern is a bush. Need I say more.

Beer and a massager!

Sounds like the perfect birthday gift