It's Official #Getting Desperate

[JessicaAnn]

Light her fire with my wood!

Come on baby light my fire

 

[Bonochick]

This thread keeps getting better and better...

 

[martha]

Well, now. I'm a bit late here, but doesn't it all depend on what kind of Sex Shoppe it is? I mean, around these parts, Condom Revolution is downright respectable, and a girl wouldn't have too many problems with the clientele.

But if it's like that one near the CA/AZ border (near Needles, off the 40), or that one next to the liquor store in Victorville, or that one near the Stratosphere...

Um. Nevermind.

 

[BAW]

I've heard good things about the Erogenous Zone in Fullerton

 

[martha]

Oh yeah! That's a good one! Although I haven't been there since we moved out of Anaheim.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

look at my sig. i will show erogenous.

 

[martha]

Yeah, who the hell IS that anyway?

 

[BAW]

Oh yeah! That's a good one! Although I haven't been there since we moved out of Anaheim.

They've moved into a bigger store...they're on Orangethorpe near State College now...er, so I've heard

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

FREDDIE LJUNGBERG my new soccer love. he is also the new model for Calvin Klein and NYC will get a massive billboard of him in TIME SQUARE in nothing but his tighty whities. i think i need to go up there soon.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Thank goodness for Times Square Billboards

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

and thank god for calvin klein and hot soccer players.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Wow BC ... you're up to 17 people saying you should work in a sex shop.

 

[meegannie]

at this thread

 

[zonelistener]

BAW is quite knowledgable!

 

[martha]

FREDDIE LJUNGBERG my new soccer love. he is also the new model for Calvin Klein and NYC will get a massive billboard of him in TIME SQUARE in nothing but his tighty whities. i think i need to go up there soon.

He certainly belongs in a sex shop thread.

 

[Basstrap]

what's a dildo?

I thought it was a town?

 

[BAW]

BAW is quite knowledgable!

Of course I am...isn't that why you chose to be my wife?

 

[JessicaAnn]

what's a dildo?

I thought it was a town?

OMC ... he's not kidding

http://www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshigh/Dildo/dildoisland.htm

 

[Basstrap]

http://www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshigh/Dildo/Dildo.htm

see if this one works!!

I pass Dildo everytime I drive across the province

 

[Basstrap]

it's not far from Conception Bay and Come by Chance

in fact, we have lots of weird town names!

Virgin Arm
Little Heart's Content
Happy Valley Goose Bay
Ass Rock
Joe Batts Arm
Old Man's Head

 

[JessicaAnn]

Weird Canadians ...

Erm ... Wisconsin has some weird names too:
Dickeyville
Footville
Gay Mills
Spread Eagle
Euren (pronounced like Urine)

 

[zonelistener]

milwaukee.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Minnesota ... is that french for "crappy football team"?

 

[martha]

Minnesota ... is that french for "crappy football team"?

Ok, this made me laugh out loud. I woke up the dog.

 

[martha]

I pass Dildo everytime I drive across the province

Note to self: Next vacation in Canada.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

hmmm, i don't know about any weird names in tennessee, but i do know there are striking similarities to the towns here and in the rest of the tri-state area (arkansas and mississippi).

there's memphis, tn and west memphis, ar. there's jackson, tn and jackson, ms. there's more but my mind is blank right now.

i do know there's also a memphis, fl but i wouldn't live there if you paid me. i don't wanna live in any other memphis city. oh, and there's also a germantown, tn and a germantown, md. people need to stop copying off of tennessee. (cuz you know tennessee came up with the city names first, lol)

 

[JessicaAnn]

. oh, and there's also a germantown, tn and a germantown, md. people need to stop copying off of tennessee. (cuz you know tennessee came up with the city names first, lol)

There's a Germantown in Wisconsin ... 'cause there's lots of German people here.

 

[zonelistener]

Minnesota ... is that french for "crappy football team"?

It is actually a native American word that means "Packer beaters" - a pure coincidence.

 

[JessicaAnn]