It's Official #geezers need excitement

[meegannie]

Geezerz need excitement
if their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense simple common sense

Out the club about three, to the take-away
The st-in-a-tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly
Geezerz looking ordinary and a few looking leary
Chips fly round the sound of the latest chart entry
An incendiary waiting to blast
No harm with the contest who can throw the furthest
Behind the counter they look nervous, but
Carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick
Then over flies a chip, flips, and hits you on the back
You spin round on the attack
'Fk you playing at? he looks like a cheshire cat, almost falls down
Your frowns and superman eye lasers don't even register
By now you want to leather this tt
And forever your gonna regret that, your choice of path
So mash his head up and your girls now fed up
But stop to think and it's never gonna be the Jackie Chan scene it could have been to end up

 

[Bonochick]

The Geezer Seems To Have Excitement!!!

Go, Grandpa, it's your birthday!

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I hope I can still bust out some wicked fresh moves at that age!

 

[Ali Rose]

you TOTally lost me here.

EVEN for IO.

 

[Walkron]

Geezerz need excitement
if their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense simple common sense

Out the club about three, to the take-away
The st-in-a-tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly
Geezerz looking ordinary and a few looking leary
Chips fly round the sound of the latest chart entry
An incendiary waiting to blast
No harm with the contest who can throw the furthest
Behind the counter they look nervous, but
Carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick
Then over flies a chip, flips, and hits you on the back
You spin round on the attack
'Fk you playing at? he looks like a cheshire cat, almost falls down
Your frowns and superman eye lasers don't even register


By now you want to leather this tt
And forever your gonna regret that, your choice of path
So mash his head up and your girls now fed up
But stop to think and it's never gonna be the Jackie Chan scene it could have been to end up

 

[Screaming Flower]

suddenly he's the baddie.

ok this is going to sound really weird but i was listening to this on the bus this afternoon and i was going to post a thread with this exact title and i was going to post the lyrics to the weed song. it makes me LOL.

 

[meegannie]

Do you mean "The Irony of It All"?

I that song.

It's mega. It's well chong.

: Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I?m a law abider
There?s nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce ?em round like bunnies
I?m likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain?t no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I?ll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I?m gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight

 

[Screaming Flower]

YES!!!

even his voice makes me laugh in that song. he's such a smartass. i him.

 

[meegannie]

I found a Mike Skinner smiley

 

[meegannie]

: Eh hello. My names Tim and I?m a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain?t no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patients
Let?s talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I?m floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year ? top gear there
Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.

 

[meegannie]

: Right. Like I was saying to him.
I told him: ?Top with me and you won?t leave.?
So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
Bada Bada Bing for the lad?s night.
Mad fight, his face?s a sad sight.
Vodka and Snake Bite.
Going on like a right geez, he?s a twat,
Shouldn?t have looked at me like that.
Anyway I?m an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I?d be on the front line with em.
Can?t stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
I?ve got all the anger pent up inside of me.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i

 

[meegannie]

: You know I don?t see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizza?s here will someone let him in please
?We didn?t order chicken, Not a problem we?ll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we?re all adults not louts.?
As I was saying, we?re friendly peaceful people
We?re not the ones out there causing trouble.
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it?s my bedtime.

 

[meegannie]

: Causing trouble, your stinking rabble!
Boys saying I?m the lad who?s spoiling it
You?re on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I?m a thug
Just for getting drunk
I like getting drunk
Cause I?m an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I?d be on the front line with em.

: Now Terry you?re repeating yourself
But that?s okay drunk people can?t help that.
A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you?re saying.

: What. I know exactly what I?m sayin!!
I?m perfectly sane
You stinking student lameo
Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.

: Err, well actually according to research
Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing
Leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land.

: Why you cheeky little swine come here!!
I?m gonna batter you!! Come here!!

 

[Screaming Flower]

i the

vs.

 

[meegannie]

I

He's so cute in the little video with his thick glasses and I love when the way he says, "I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting."

 

[Salome]

it's the streets

the line "Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is." still kills me everytime

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: it's the streets

I guessed that.


I need to hear some of this shit.

 

[Screaming Flower]

you really do. the streets kick ass.

X 100.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i love this song.

fav lines:
'lock stock and two fat FU$Ks backin 'im up'
'es tounging 'er"