Its Official #funny names

[BAW]

I really shouldn't do this but I'm transcribing an interview my husband did with someone filing a claim and the guys name is...


Bich Ho

 

[Angel]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

is he a friend of Mike Rotch?

 

[Sicy]

We have a client named Sanjay Shitole

And a client with the last name Fu. I always ask him to spell it....

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

*true story*

I know a guy named Matt Sweeny.
People always ask if you have met Matt's Weeny.

 

[BAW]

well did you...meet Matt's Weeny?


I used to know a girl named Michelle Boner...she tried to say it was pronounced "bonner" but we knew better

 

[BAW]

And then there is a OB/GYN in the city of Anaheim...true story also...you can check the yellow pages

Dr. In Hur

 

[Lilly]

 

[daisybean]

In school I knew a girl whose last name was Bildo (I can't remember her first name ) anyway, the office lady doing the afternoon announcements must of had a Fruedian Slip when she said her name and we could all hear her trying not the laugh and the other office ladies giggling in the background.

 

[ABEL]

 

[tiny dancer]

With names like those, a person could be scarred for life.

 

[wertsie]

I know a little girl named Hobie...I think that would suck. It reminds me of Hoagie!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

yummm hoagie

 

[cell]

my name was always made fun of or given different names.

icelle sells seashells by the seashore.

isociles

ice ice baby

and so forth...

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

There is a listing agent I hire here in Missouri and her name is Cathy Cmunt.



I make my assistant call her. I'm always afraid that I might leave out the "m".

 

[Walkron]

I had a nick name when I was a kid.
My Dad called me Punky.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

My dad once knew a guy named Dick Paine

what i don't understand is why the guy didn't go by richard ?

 

[Basstrap]

I have a cousin who goes by his middle name cos his first name is Richard
his last name is Head

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

why are people mean like that?

when we have a kid, we'll painstakingly go over the names and make sure they won't be made fun of at all. none of that family names shit. the closest we'll get is giving our daughter the middle name marie, which just happens to be my sister's middle name.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

My kid will be named Assface.
thanks.

 

[Basstrap]

I was actually thinking about naming my boy jennifer just for kicks

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

that's mean.

 

[Walkron]

My kid will be named Assface.
thanks.

How about Bass face??

 

[daafish]

at an old job I used to work at I took a phone call and asked who was calling. He said, Dick Reed, but I thought he said Dick Weed.

I knew an airline pilot, he name was Al Timeter. haha, just kidding!

 

[guaca]

why dont I know any interesting people

I have led a sheltered life...

 

[Basstrap]

my grand father was Hedley
I thought that was a funny, yet cool name

my other pop is Gus or Augustus

nan was Winnie
my other nan is Jessie

I like old peoples names

 

[wertsie]

my name was always made fun of or given different names.

icelle sells seashells by the seashore.

isociles

ice ice baby

and so forth...

Ohhhh....I guess I didn't realize Icelle was your real name. I think that's really pretty!

 

[wertsie]

My parents have a family friend named Dick Clark... Not THE Dick Clark...

 

[meegannie]

My friend's dad's name is Mickey Shouse. She had a friend in high school named Richard Nixon.

There was a kid at my high school named Random Allen, and a kid named Werner Gilliam.

I knew someone whose cousins name (NOT nickname) was Puddinhead. Someone else in her family was named Fagina.

 

[BAW]

my grand father was Hedley
I thought that was a funny, yet cool name

my other pop is Gus or Augustus

nan was Winnie
my other nan is Jessie

I like old peoples names

my Gram's name is Persis Adeline...a classic old person's name

her family calls her Percy but she tells her friends her name is Pat