Its Official: Flame Wars

[beli]

FLAME ON:

HEY, YOU, BG, I hear your canoes really a short plastic KAYAK

FLAME OFF:

Soooooooo, hows the coffee this time of the morning?

 

[beegee]

oh yeah?

well i hear you smell like a hot, rotting dingo.


coffee's good.

how's the bub?

 

[beli]

FLAME ON:

Nevada! Nevadas full of fake fingernails, classless casinos, and Celine Dions.

FLAME OFF:

Bubs still colicky but you get that at this age.

Hows the muffins?

 

[beegee]

pfffft. you'd know classless, wouldn't you?

i hear you get email from henry rollins!


poor colicky bub. i love saying bub.

try rolling him gently while he's on his tummy.

 

[beli]

FLAME ON:

HEY INDRA, U2s nutjob fans could beat The Churchs nutjob fans in a drinking contest WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED!

FLAME OFF:

Heard any good music lately?

 

[beli]

FLAME ON:

AT least Henry lights his CIGARETTE with a match unlike your dear Fiona

FLAME OFF:

I have tried that. Lately I have been trying to feed bub with me lying down so he takes in less air.

Speaking of bubs, is your angel awake yet?

 

[indra]

Flame on:

You gotta be kidding! Church nutjobs are legendary boozers!!! Plus they're all stoners! Beat that U2 nutjobs!

Flame off:

Listening to Stephen Cummings now. Pretty cool stuff.

 

[beli]

FLAME ON:

WELL theres so MANY U2 nutjobs that they can crash a sever!!! Cant say the same about The Church nutjobs now can you, can you

FLAME OFF:

Wow, I havent heard Stephen Cummings in years. Is it new or old stuff?

 

[indra]

Flame on:

Oh yeah. Well when was the last time U2 played The Woolshed! They don't let just anyone do that! That takes a special kind of nutjob!

Flame off:

1994. It was an album SK produced and wrote several of the songs (hey, I'm listening to it. It has to have some Church connection!).

 

[beli]

FLAME ON:

OHIO, OHIO, What kind of place name is that! If you spell it backwards its spells OIHO

FLAME OFF:

Steven will be playing here as support for Elvis Costello in December. One of those picnic concerts in the park. Have you seen Steve (Cummings) live?

 

[indra]

Flame on:

Hey, at least I don't talk to bots!

But, sadly, you were dead on about Ohio

Flame off:

That would be cool. Nope haven't seen him live...heck, I just saw Steven Kilbey live for the first time this year!

 

[zoney!]

FLAME ON: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

FLAME OFF: Hey Beli, Indra and beegee.

lowercase, can I get some saltines with the chicken soup?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

YEAH!! A... ahh forget it

 

[cell]

FLAME ON:

hey zoney! you smell like pee!

FLAME OFF:

you still going to the convention?

 

[zoney!]

FLAME ON:

I Wouldn't smell like pee if you would stop wringing your clothing out on me!

FLAME OFF:

I just got a new job that is going to consume my life around the time of the convention...and I read somewhere that beegee wasn't going, and you might not. I thought I would be mature and just bow out.

 

[Tomer]

i need to poo flame or no flame

 

[Doozer61]

there you go again, pissing on the flame...

 

[Tomer]

in bed