it's official#fitter happier, more productive

[yertle-the-turtle]

come to think of it, I wouldn't mind living in a Matrix-style environment (ie. I will be blissfully unaware that I am being controlled by a machine or something).

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

but we already are...

why do you think you're here?

 

[meegannie]

Why would you want to go to that shitty city they built anyway?

 

[zoney!]

My toes have a funny "fuzzy" feeling inside right now.

 

[JessicaAnn]

try some tough actin' tinactin.

 

[zoney!]

like I said.

 

[The Minx]

How do you know that we're not?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

You could choose the red pill or the blue pill.

 

[Bonochick]

I could...but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

 

[meegannie]

I'll take both.

 

[Sicy]

green pills

 

[Bonochick]

I have peach pills.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

they're called jelly beans

 

[Bonochick]

You can jelly my bean anytime!!!!!!!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]