omigor...i can't even read all that. it's too unstructured, it's like one huge paragraph.
about the fries thing...my hubbie and i both eat multiple fries at once (yes, because of the whole short lunch thing, so you do it all the time), but sometimes he'll eat one, then another, then another...and i'll be like "you gonna share those?" (cuz we'll split an order of them.) i mean, he'll be reading the local rag and i'm sitting there wondering if he's even paying attention. i try to at least enjoy my food.
i've had fights over some pretty dumb stuff before, but only if one of us is in a bad mood, you know, when you just want to pick a fight. things i can remember fighting about are him yanking all the covers (not off me, but just untucking them at the foot of the bed), leaving towels on the bed, leaving dirty clothes in the bathroom, leaving dishes/cups in the bedroom, having the lights on when watching movies/tv, having the fan on high at all times, even if it means having the volume up louder, what cd gets played in the car (at least we can agree on the radio station), and the big kahuna: where to eat.
so yeah...it can be fun to be around us sometimes.