It's Official# Dr.DOolittle

[Basstrap]

When I was walking home from my friends house tonight I passed a dog

we just kinda looked at each other and smiled and never paused walking. It was just like I had passed a human.

when I thought about that I started laughing

then I saw a cat ahead of me.
the cat saw me and started gettin' all paranoid and climbing up on a ledge in anticipation of my passing her. Then when I finally passed she just looked at me all freaked out

and I thought it was hilarious! I mean...I came to this conclusion

cats are always BAKED out of their minds
they are always fried out of their noodle
high as a kite

and that is why they are so paranoid and schizo

 

[Lilly]

you make an accurate cat.

 

[beegee]

cats got it right, man.

 

[Basstrap]

I shoulda stopped and hit up a conversation

 

[Bonochick]

I should stop by and hit you.

 

[Basstrap]

you are never nice to me

you're like the mean old lady who yelled at me and told me "get out of town you dirty russian"

 

[Bonochick]

I love ya like a fat kid love cake.

*changes sig in your honor*

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

you seem to love me now, would you love me if I was down and out?

 

[Basstrap]

I guess so

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

wanker.

 

[Basstrap]

I have over 6600 now

looooove me

I deserve loooove

I don't want to die alone

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

you reply fast

 

[Basstrap]

they call me quick draw mcgraw

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

with a raw paw or claw

 

[Basstrap]

raw claw

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

no, sorry wrong!

 

[Sicy]

meow

 

[Bonochick]

Chloe just fell on my head.

 

[zonelistener]

How do you know it was a she cat?

 

[Basstrap]

I always assume cats are women

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

basstrap="do-little"?

who woulda thought?

 

[Salome]

you laugh quite a lot when you're walking home

 

[Basstrap]

it's the best way to do it, slomee

 

[zonelistener]

If you can't entertain yourself, who can you entertain?

 

[Salome]

aww, the masturbation motto of life

 

[Basstrap]

a duck!

 

[Screaming Flower]

i like this thread. particularly the images of basstrap laughing at animals. that is amusing to me.

 

[Ali Rose]

Kirk. you need help.

But in the meantime, This stuffs funny as hell.