# iTs oFfIcIaL Do you think AbEL is trying to hit on my man?

[Slomeysecretary]

methinketh she be a hottie trying to steal my mancakes out from underneath me

you wanna fight for the sexylegs, girlie?

you got one!!!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

lets face it. any of us would hit him.



oooh, you mean on him....


yeah. she is. face it, you lost the desk job
!

 

[Slomeysecretary]

ah but what do u really mean by desk "job" ?

where's abel?! she needs to show her face and fight like an abel willing to fight!

nobody hits my salomey

unless of course they are the keepers of the pants

 

[Salome]

pants!

 

[Slomeysecretary]

hey there sailor

 

[Salome]

!

 

[Angela Harlem]

what do you want deskjob to mean?

i have a bad story about deskjobs, but i wont post it because the world is not my stage.


pants


and yes

 

[Salome]

well, I would like it to mean that someone would clean my desk

ja!

 

[Slomeysecretary]

i could clean that desk of yours in a jiffy

unless of course abel tries to steal that too!

 

[Angela Harlem]

haaaaaaaaaaaa

you lie

ALL LIES!!!!

/frau impro

 

[Angela Harlem]

^that was for slimey, not you secretary p.a whore type thing

 

[Slomeysecretary]

she called me the 'w' word!

 

[Salome]

not a smiley in the world could express how I feel right now


and THAT could be taken in many different ways

yes!

 

[Slomeysecretary]

*searches for a suicidal smilie

 

[Salome]

pffft

that's the last time I hired an irish secretary

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[Slomeysecretary]

well did u relaly expect me to be ABEL to speak Dutch?!

danke!

its like asking me who goes first in the gay boy scenario

 

[Salome]

who goes first in the gay boy scenario though?


(m)

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[Slomeysecretary]

*smooches angie*

 

[zoney!]

*tickles Elmo

 

[Angela Harlem]

'thank you!'


manda

 

[Salome]

 

[Slomeysecretary]

goodnight my precious

abel...u keep your hands off my sailor man while im gone

 

[Salome]

 

[Screaming Flower]

goodnight kiwihead.

 

[Slomeysecretary]

SCREAMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*smooches and mankisses screamer all over the town*

im not in bed sailor man

 

[Salome]

I take back that then

 

[Slomeysecretary]

foine!!!!

sing me a song later

bed time calleth

 

[Sicy]

ABEL wouldnt know what to do with him if she had him