It's Official# Dear daisyB

[daisybean]

I love to give advice (even when it is unwarranted, unwanted, and/or I have no clue what I am talking about).

So ask me a dear abbey-ish question and i will give you my advice. Which it should be warned that I may not give the right advice, and don't take what I say as gospel.

 

[Cleasai]

Dear daisyB, I've been working for a retail store for five years now. I've been through complete management changes, store remodeling, and everything else you can think of. Now I think it's time that I move on. I've become bitter and cranky sometimes straight out rude to customers and coworkers. This is not to mention other lofty ambitions I've yet to achieve. How do I put in my resignation without having to deal with the guilt of leaving the store when they are hurting for employees (not to mention managers)? Sincerly Mr. Cranky Pants

 

[daisybean]

If you're miserable in your job, yet feel guilty about quitting, there must be something keeping you there, thereby not being completely miserable.

Start looking for new jobs and apply to them. Don't burn your bridges and up and quit right away. Currently the job market is stagnant and you may go a long time without a job.

In the meantime, ask if you can be transfered to a position that is less customer orientated, because dealing with the public sometimes is enough to make anyone go postal.

 

[Cleasai]

Thanks DaisyB, I was thinking about taking a break for like a week. You've giving me some things to think about in the meantime.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Dear daisyB, I have had Discotheque stuck in my head all day. Should I do something about it?

 

[madamc]

Dear DaisyB

Today is my last day of class...and I've been strung out the past 2 months ...any advice on what I should do now?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Dear DaisyB,

I'm running out of room in the backyard for all these bodies. Should I consider using the neighbour's backyward?
One good thing, my roses look fantastic!

Yours,
On The Run - Cabramatta

 

[Salome]

AngelaShoarma,
you scare me at times

 

[Bonochick]

Dear daisyB,

I stole a jar of jelly from my neighbors, and now their dog won't leave my front yard. I've tried throwing cheese at him, but he just yells at me and calls me a whore. I also have these two boll weevils that are sitting in the hall, and whenever I get too close to them, they stop talking. From the snippets I've hard, I fear they are planning to overthrow my kitchen, possibly to steal the jar of jelly. Returning the jelly to my neighbors in order to rectify the situation is not an option, as they moved to Maui (apparently, they forgot their dog). I can't feed the jelly to the dog either cuz he is allergic to jelly (the cat down the street told me, unless he's just messing with me again). What should I do?

 

[beegee]

tomorrow i am going to play tic tac toe with a live chicken. if i can beat the chicken, the casino will pay me five thousand dollars. the problem is, i have heard rumours that this chicken is not only clever enough to know how to play tic tac toe, but it is cunning enough to cheat as well. i really need the five thousand dollar prize, i want to take a mediterranean cruise and that kind of money sure would help. my question is this: can you give me any tips on playing the game of tic tac toe against a diabolical cheating chicken?

 

[Bonochick]

Damn chickens.

 

[beegee]

Damn chickens.

damn chickens indeed but i think i can take him

*bounces up and down and takes a coupla jabs into the air, rocky style*

 

[Angel]

Vegas

 

[daisybean]

Dear daisyB, I have had Discotheque stuck in my head all day. Should I do something about it?

Well a nice quart of oil will loosen that right up and it should just slide right out. Good Luck.

 

[daisybean]

Dear DaisyB

Today is my last day of class...and I've been strung out the past 2 months ...any advice on what I should do now?

Sleep


then sleep some more.


Then listen to some JT, that always mellows me out.

 

[daisybean]

Dear DaisyB,

I'm running out of room in the backyard for all these bodies. Should I consider using the neighbour's backyward?
One good thing, my roses look fantastic!

Yours,
On The Run - Cabramatta

Put them in Salome's backyard, he'll just think they're his.

 

[daisybean]

Dear daisyB,

I stole a jar of jelly from my neighbors, and now their dog won't leave my front yard. I've tried throwing cheese at him, but he just yells at me and calls me a whore. I also have these two boll weevils that are sitting in the hall, and whenever I get too close to them, they stop talking. From the snippets I've hard, I fear they are planning to overthrow my kitchen, possibly to steal the jar of jelly. Returning the jelly to my neighbors in order to rectify the situation is not an option, as they moved to Maui (apparently, they forgot their dog). I can't feed the jelly to the dog either cuz he is allergic to jelly (the cat down the street told me, unless he's just messing with me again). What should I do?

Call the doctor and have them up your meds

Seriously thou, empty out the jelly jar and give it to the dog, that way he gets his jar back and he won't die of an allergic reaction. Have the CIA, FBI, Local police and Geraldo follow the scheming boll weevils, at the very least it will make them paranoid and they will go overthrow someone else's kitchen. Besides with the jelly gone, they might lose interest in the kitchen. Finally go to Maui and confront your evil neighbors for going to someplace nice and not taking you.

 

[daisybean]

tomorrow i am going to play tic tac toe with a live chicken. if i can beat the chicken, the casino will pay me five thousand dollars. the problem is, i have heard rumours that this chicken is not only clever enough to know how to play tic tac toe, but it is cunning enough to cheat as well. i really need the five thousand dollar prize, i want to take a mediterranean cruise and that kind of money sure would help. my question is this: can you give me any tips on playing the game of tic tac toe against a diabolical cheating chicken?

I will refrain from a chook reference while answering your question.

Anyway, before the game get a regular chicken that looks like the diabolical cheating chicken and when no one is looking switch the two. If the evil chicken tries to squeal (or squawk as the case may be), threaten it with BC's neighbor's psycho jelly dog. A regular chicken doesn't know the rules of tic tac toe and you will be victorious.

 

[zonelistener]

DeardaisyB

Ihavelostthespacekeyonmycomputer.doyouhaveanyideawhatIcandotosolvethisproblem?

PeoplearegoingtogetprettyirratedtryingtoreadmypostsifIdon'tfinditfast.Especiallypeoplewhodon'tlikescrollingallthewaytotheright.

withoutspacebar

 

[daisybean]

buy a new keyboard. Until then put periods in between your words so it makes it easier to read

 

[zonelistener]

than.you.very.much.answer.master.

 

[cell]

I will refrain from a chook reference while answering your question.

chook...


dear daisyb,
i have too many heads piling up in my basement from people messaging me on msn. how can i dispose of them without getting caught?

 

[daisybean]

Icelle, you have a number of options here:

1. put the people who msn you too much for your liking on block...the nice thing about it is that to the other person you just look offline so as not to hurt their feelings.

2. Set up your msn to not sign on automatically when you turn on your computer. although you have to be careful because msn is a flakey little bugger and likes to sign on when you check your mail or open your brower. an alternative to this would be...

3. Set up another msn account with only the names of the people that you actually want to talk to. Make this your default screenname, which will sign on everytime. If you feel like talking to other people just log out and log back in with the screenname you're using now.

4. As for the severed heads; with some lovely dried or silk flowers and a hot glue gun, you can have a fantastic centerpiece that is not only decorative, but a wonderful conversation piece [/martha stewart possession]