It's official# customers make me homicidal

[ILuvLarryMullen]

but not suicidal, cause hiding bodies is fun

 

[Bonochick]

I was going to say that they made me suicidal, but you sort of stole my response in advance.

 

[ABEL]

customers

 

[Bonochick]

Hey, we're all customers too.

This one customer scared me tonight though.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

they make me want to throw things and say words that start with fuck

 

[ABEL]

words that start with fuck, and end with shit

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i was thinking you, but that works too

 

[ABEL]

 

[Billie Midol]

i was thinking you, but that works too

There are also the words/phrases that start with ' fuck ' and end in either ' face ' or ' wad ', which come in handy when dealing with customers...

 

[ABEL]

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Customers drive me crazy. I had one that refused to leave my shop for FORTY-FIVE minutes last week. It was horrible. I was scared.

 

[Billie Midol]

One time I had a couple of very drunk customers I thought would never leave. It was so embarrassing....