IT'S OFFICIAL # Conversation killers

[nbcrusader]

I've got that 'not so fresh' feeling.....

 

[~LadyLemon~]

erectile dysfunction

 

[Angela Harlem]

Crap, your arse looks big in those jeans.

 

[ABEL]

oops i'm sorry, i didn't mean to barf on your shoe

 

[BAW]

oh man, I don't think I'm gonna make it to the bathroom!

 

[Mr. BAW]

Local radio commercial heard during the daily talk/traffic and news segments -

"R.E.; men, do not become hostage to R.E. That's Rapid Ejaculation..there are ways to beat this marital crippler..."

 

[zoney!]

little men dragging donkeys through the hills of Mexico

 

[Salome]

I would invite you over for a cup of coffee,
but I don't drink coffee

 

[zoney!]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOL

 

[JessicaAnn]

masturbating snowmen

 

[~LadyLemon~]

mmmbop-idaho!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

I..ooops! That was a wet one!

 

[bammo2]

oooh. Itchy bum.

 

[Bonochick]

I just peed on your couch.

 

[bammo2]

I once threw up in my best friend's drawer that contained a lot of her clothes when I was very drunk. I thought the drawer was the toilet.


True story.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I don't find you interesting.

 

[beegee]

this makes me very nervous

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

was that YOU in that adult chat room?

 

[joyfulgirl]

alien anal probe

 

[JessicaAnn]

Didn't I see your profile on match.com

 

[beegee]

it was iplaywithmatches.com.

 

[Mr. BAW]

masturbating snowmen

Not masturbating snowwomen????

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

*licks thread

 

[Diemen]

So, when are you going to settle down and find someone?

 

[joyfulgirl]

You're the best looking girl I've ever seen with glasses.*








*was actually used as a pick-up line on me once

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i've got this rash, will you take a look at it and tell me what you think?

 

[Cleasai]

Does my crotch have sweat stains?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

my name is...

 

[nbcrusader]

Would you mind lancing something?

 

[Diemen]

I can't reach this zit on my back - would you?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Jamaican me horny!