IT'S OFFICIAL # Conversation killers

[Angela Harlem]

Oops, I hope no one can smell that

 

[Ody]

singing any obscure song to yourself

looking away repeatedly

fits of irrational anger

 

[zoney!]

burping (at least for most adults)

 

[Basstrap]

so I found out today that I'm actually a woman

 

[JessicaAnn]

interesting

 

[meegannie]

Hi, I'm Megan.

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

I once opened my mouth really big ( ala Bono) and burped for a full 10 seconds or so. The girl I was with was speechless.
Then she remarked "eww that's gross."

 

[Salome]

lice or just an itch?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

yo, dawg

 

[Angela Harlem]

My proctologist is really impressed with my progress.

 

[ABEL]

is that a [insert object here] in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[meegannie]

 

[nbcrusader]

where should we insert the object?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

A real U2 fan wouldn't say those kinds of things

 

[Bonochick]

I'm pregnant!

 

[Angela Harlem]

[to random male in presence]
You'll be tickled pink to know you are not the father, eh? What relief

 

[beegee]

umm ... what are the odds that this is a cold sore?

 

[Bonochick]

I walked into my parents' room and saw them getting it on!

 

[beegee]

she's paying.

 

[Bonochick]

My mom pays my dad?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

what's your sign?

 

[nbcrusader]

It's in remission

 

[~LadyLemon~]

tampon commercials

 

[Angela Harlem]

I was talking to God last night, and He reckons......

 

[ABEL]

*cough* the doctor assures me it's not contageous

 

[BAW]

do I have something in my nose?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I'm writing this from prison


anyone wanna give me their address so I can write them? I get out soon!

 

[ABEL]

um, you've got something between your teeth

 

[BAW]

My first 2 marriages didn't count...you're special

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

can i jump off the ledge now?