zonelistener
ONE love, blood, life
Television inspired me last night. I have a new life plan. It's time to check out at Mr. Jeff Zonelistenerson and change speeds.
I am giving up work, getting rid of most of my personal belongings and purchasing a full-bodied costume similar to this:
It will be even more difficult to find a job, but, I will make myself and children of all ages (1-109) smile from ear to ear when they walk down the street or get on a bus and see me as a big furry, non-descript creature.
Seeing the smiles through my mesh-covered eyeholes will stave off the lonely feeling of never being able to talk to people again.
Despite not having any money (I'm sure the government will provide me with some - and I can always find beds in shelters, churches and state-funded mental hospitals), I will be serving society in a very important way - SMILES. With this payment, I will be wealthy beyond any means.
So, as soon as I can pay off those pesky credit cards - I am checking out - and re-creating myself.
I am open to suggestions for names.
Hugs are free and smiles are mandatory.
Thank you for your time.
I am giving up work, getting rid of most of my personal belongings and purchasing a full-bodied costume similar to this:
It will be even more difficult to find a job, but, I will make myself and children of all ages (1-109) smile from ear to ear when they walk down the street or get on a bus and see me as a big furry, non-descript creature.
Seeing the smiles through my mesh-covered eyeholes will stave off the lonely feeling of never being able to talk to people again.
Despite not having any money (I'm sure the government will provide me with some - and I can always find beds in shelters, churches and state-funded mental hospitals), I will be serving society in a very important way - SMILES. With this payment, I will be wealthy beyond any means.
So, as soon as I can pay off those pesky credit cards - I am checking out - and re-creating myself.
I am open to suggestions for names.
Hugs are free and smiles are mandatory.
Thank you for your time.
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