it's official # calling all shannons as edited by kat

[tom b.]

calling shannons

swoon over my news brethren:

this has been your nightly post, i'm tom b.

 

[Bonochick]

Where I am????

 

[Lilly]

calling shannons


shannons call.




*ring*

 

[ABEL]

this isn't very official at all

 

[Screaming Flower]

this thread just gave me a lusting implosion.

who is cuter? anderson or keith? it's a question for the ages. i'm such a lameass that i can't miss keith's new show. i actually have to tape it if i'm out.

boof and i were separated at birth. i swear to god.

shannon

 

[Screaming Flower]

did you know anderson's mom is gloria vanderbilt? he sometimes interviews her. i love him in an unhealthy way but i might love keith even more.

news guys and boofhead

 

[Lilly]

shannon


your phone is busy.



prolly cos you're here.



*brilliant*

 

[Screaming Flower]

excuse my french, but you fucking rule. seriously.

 

[tom b.]

this isn't very official at all

hello, welcome to iobc nightly news, i'm tom b.



this thread is officially official.



and that's official.



it should be inferred that it's official, i can't just say it upfront.



and that is very official.



this has been the second nightly post, i'm tom b.

 

[Sicy]

yeah

this isn't very official at all

 

[Screaming Flower]

my brain is miswired. the boof is feeling my pain.

 

[Bonochick]

*kisses everything better*

 

[Lilly]

excuse my french, but you fucking rule. seriously.

ce n'es pas le francais! pas de tout!



:lewinksexay:

 

[Lilly]

everyone please ogle how official this thread is now.





OGLE IT!

 

[Screaming Flower]

i know. but this is what happens when you share a brain with a misinterpreted socialist who is actually an independent.

le boof

 

[Lilly]

not to be confused with le boef.



never.

 

[Screaming Flower]

obviously i get it.

be very afraid.

 

[Lilly]

*ogles thread officiality

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'm officially amazed.

 

[Lilly]

this was a really good developer.



it should be number 7 on olberman countdown.




or number 4

 

[Screaming Flower]

do you enjoy keith's caustic sarcasm as much as i do?

of course you do.

 

[Lilly]

i just don't know what sarcasm is.



explain please.



in great detail.

 

[Chizip]

how ironic

dont ya think

 

[Bonochick]

CLASSIC!

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[Lilly]

= sarcasm?





my life, until this point, has been one cruel, sick joke.

 

[Bonochick]

All my life I've been suffering from...uh...umm...I've just been suffering, okay??????

 

[Screaming Flower]

let's make out, ok?

 

[Lilly]

let's practice safe sarcasm.

 

[Bonochick]

Gee...just what I've always wanted to do.