IT'S OFFICIAL #Beard

[Bonochick]

John informed me that he has grown a beard.

I told him that this could seriously jeopardize our relationship.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

maybe if you grow a beard too, you can bargain with him. I'll shave my beard if you shave yours

 

[Bonochick]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

^ smiley is feeling for stubble me thinks

 

[ABEL]

wifey!

 

[Bonochick]

Me: Beards make people look OLD!

John: I think it makes me look distinguished.

Me: "Distinguished" is a nice word for OLD!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Well, at least a beard feels better than stubble. Making out with someone with a beard feels a lot better than a stubbly face.

Ouch!!

 

[Bonochick]

I don't mind stubble cuz I like it a little rough.

Scratch me up, baby!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I've had my face rubbed raw before. Me no like.

 

[Bonochick]

He said he's growing his hair long too. I called him a dirty hippie and asked if he wanted me to buy him a tie-dyed shirt for Christmas.

When did I become such a bitch?

Wait...don't answer that...

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

*thinking of dirty joke in regards to opposite sex.

 

[Bonochick]

Do share!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

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too embarassed to leave it posted.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

.

 

[Bonochick]

Nevermind...don't share anymore! I don't wanna lock my own thread!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

hahaha, i saw what you had before you edited it


looks at yer sig

 

[Bonochick]

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

i'm a decent guy... i really am...

 

[Bonochick]

You spelled "indecent" wrong.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

i'm not just a moron

i'm an oxy-moron.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm just oxy.

 

[Sicy]

Like a full grown beard or like a neatly trimmed 5 o'clock shadow..

 

[Bonochick]

Like a grown out beard.

I'm gonna call him Beardy McBearderson. Hopefully, I will annoy him to the point that he shaves it off.

I'm such an expert at handling relationships!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

You spelled "indecent" wrong.

damnit BC you almost made me spit out my water!!!

 

[Bonochick]

That was my plan all along!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i bet it was you beard hater



you should write a book on relationships. it can be titled How to Nag Your Partner Until They Comply

 

[Bonochick]

 

[Bonochick]

I'm gonna edit a picture of myself to give myself a beard, and then I will send it to him.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Beards...hmm...my dad had one for 25 years until he shaved it...he looked odd without it...but I agree Beards make you look OLD