IT'S OFFICIAL #Balki

[Bonochick]

I Balki. You all Balki too, right?

Well, of course you do, don't be ridiculous!!!

"To forgive is divine. To be an airhead is human."

"If life gives you lemons, I suggest that you make furniture polish."

"America...land of the free, home of the Whopper."

"New York City...The Big Banana."

"That was the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back."

"What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner...we could have gone to the movies instead."

"I know you like the back of my head."

"Well, feed me garlic and call me stinky!

"You are wasting your breath-mints."

"Paint me green and call me Gumby!"

"You are a dishonest person, and I wash my face of you."

"I'm in debt; I am a true American!"

"Well toss my greens and call me Caeser!"

''By the power infested in me , I pronounce you husband and wife.''

''Mary Anne and I have decided to engage in holy macaroni.''

"There are none so blind as those who can't ski."

 

[Cleasai]

oh cousin... you are so recockulis

 

[Bonochick]

"Patience is a virgin."

"Well, you know what they say...a bird in the hand will keep
pecking, and pecking, and pecking, until your hand starts
to bleed."

"You didn't tell me we were fighting for life, puberty and the pursuit of happieness."

"All right, fine. You've made your cake...now lie in it."

"We are lean cuisine fighting machines."

"Well bang my bongos and call me Desi!"

"I have my thinking cap pulled way down over my ears!"

"Well, I'll be snookered!"

*to the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Spider*:

"The itsy bitsy scorpian crawled up inside my shirt,
I smashed his little head in and threw him in the dirt
When his legs stopped wiggling I threw him in my stew,
Cuz I like crunchy insects with pinchers on, don't you?"

 

[Cleasai]

Omigawd... where are you getting all of these lines?? don't tell me you've memorized all of them!?

 

[Bonochick]

Well, of course I didn't, don't be ridiculous!



"Well feed me lemons and make me pucker!"

"I beg to quiver with you."

"We fight fire with Folgers!"

"Well don't that turn my brown eyes blue."

"Hold the phonebook!"

"After thinking about it, I came to a concussion."

 

[Bonochick]

"What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner...we could have gone to the movies instead."

That one was just on.

Other lines from that episode...

"I don't think it's right to take advantage of her because she has a public figure."

"It's too dark in here. I can't see my own nose front of my face."

"Okay, wise eye, you're asking for it!"

 

[Angela Harlem]

I used to love this show! Perfect Strangers....

 

[zonelistener]

Blaki paved the way for many Russian-Americans to be laughed at!

 

[melon]

Balki was Greek, n'est-ce pas? He was a shepherd from the fictional island of Mypos.

Melon

 

[ABEL]

this is so funny...I was just thinking about Balki this morning! And the first thread I see in IO is about Balki

Before my schedule changed to 8am-4pm, I'd stay up till 4am and watch the reruns of that show...this morning I was thinking back to our trip to Vegas, and was thinking about the episode where Balki and Larry win the trip to Vegas and the way Balki kept saying "I want to go to Vegaaasss"

 

[zonelistener]

Blaki paved the way for many Russian-Americans to be laughed at!

Yeah, Balki was greek - but obviously I was talking about BLAKI

(nice spelling job at early hours)


Balki paved the way for My Big Fat Popularity then.

 

[Bonochick]

I was thinking back to our trip to Vegas, and was thinking about the episode where Balki and Larry win the trip to Vegas and the way Balki kept saying "I want to go to Vegaaasss"

Balki and Wayne Newton...

"You're going to try to trick Balki by using Wayne's name in vain."

 

[Bonochick]

"Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Isn't that where the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey??"

"If everyone knew how to herd sheep, there would be no one left to write poetry."

"Listen to the wisdom that made Mypos great: there are none so blind as those who will not hear."

"That's disgusting...putting a price on a brilliant work of art. That's like painting chest hairs on the Mona Lisa."

"I love to sing. I sing for friends, for family, for the occasional sheep."

"Well, it's not over until Roseanne Barr sings."

"What if I lose my voice? What if I get a hog in my throat?"

"An hour ago I was a babe in the woodpile...and now thanks to you, I'm going to become a business typhoon."

"Raisin Poofs without raisins are like Snow White without her seven dorks."

"Nobody takes money out of my mother's mouth."

"Well, rub my chest and call me Vicks!"

"This could be the one...keep your eyes crossed!"

"Stop it! This is a man of the loincloth!"

"You stop this! Have you taken leave of your sinuses?"

"I am a halloween."

"Wool chiggers, wool chiggers! I see them little babies and I get the hoobie jubbies!"

"I forgive you for taping me up like King Toot."

"Well, throw acid rain on my parade!"

Larry: "To be a good reporter you're going to have to change your tactics."
Balki: "I put on a new pair this morning."

Larry: "You might have to go incognito."
Balki: "I don't know, Cousin...I don't care much for Mexican food. It always gives me Monty Python's revenge"

"If elected, I promise to be firm yet flexible, tough yet vulnerable, soft yet absorbent."

"Who's Cousin Larry? He's sort of my best friend and... my tormentor, you might say."

Baliff: "This court is now in session. I present Judge Francis T. Gereto."
Balki: "Aww...I was hoping for Judge Whapner."

Larry: "Oh my Lord!, its Marco Madison! He's very big in the underworld!"
Balki: "Boxers or briefs?"

"Hello Mr. Elevator! May I call you Otis?"

"I give and give and give until I am blue in the head!"

 

[meegannie]

Standing tall on the wings of my dreams!

 

[Salome]

Balki was pretty cool
Larry ruined that show though

 

[Ody]

So yeah, that new episode of the Simpsons (800th was it?)

had a parody of Balki. It was on the TV that Homer was watching at one point in the show.

Balki was dancing in the toilet, and the other guy asked him- what are you doing?

And Balki said, "haven't you ever heard of flushdance"

Corny, but I laughed.

Again, the Simpson's is brilliant.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

"Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!"

The bee-tata-too-tata-rat-tata-twoie....that necklace thing Balki and MaryAnn had to wear around them during their wedding

 

[cell]

haha i used to love that show...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I don't like Balki.
I don't like this thread.
I don't like Balki threads.

 

[Bonochick]

I don't like Boomer not liking Balki.
I don't like Boomer not liking this thread.
I don't like Boomer not liking Balki threads.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I don't like Kat not liking Boomer not liking Balki.
I don't like Kat not liking Boomer not liking this thread.
I don't like Kat not liking Boomer not liking Balki threads

 

[zonelistener]

weird - it is a dif. blue

I Kat not licking boomer but licking Balki
I Kat not kicking boomer but kicking this thread
I kat not picking boomer not picking the Balki threads




nevermind.


























[color=sky blue]hi kat.[/color]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

balki licker.

 

[Basstrap]

I always figured it as belki

I remember the one where they went camping in the woods and got lost or something the most

I wonder if I would still find it so hilarious now?

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[Bonochick]

I remember the one where they went camping in the woods and got lost or something the most

I wonder if I would still find it so hilarious now?

Seeing as how your state of mind has not expanded at all since those episodes were airing brand new...I'm sure you would.

Have a nice day!

 

[Basstrap]

you suck so much BC...
I feel bad for you

you think these are clever little phrases but to be honest, you've gone downhill since the 1000 reasons I suck

I fear you are all but washed up in the insult department

 

[Bonochick]

Poor Kirk...you can't find anything real to pick on me about, so you have to start lying.

Ya know...you don't have to lie to us. We have come to know that you do indeed suck, but we are not holding that against you.

Just be yourself, sweetie...your sucky self!

Have a nice day!