It's Official ass

[Basstrap]

I was in the grocery store today and I thought I saw some candy called

ass candy

I was wrong though

*discuss*

 

[ABEL]

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

Well what in tarnation was it called?

ascandy
acecandy
I just can't figure it out

 

[Basstrap]

it was like asst. candy

like short for assisstant

or something

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

hmmm so now canies need assisstants?
how about some man candy

Candy for the managerial, workaholic type chocolate

 

[Sicy]

yummy

asscracktrap bars

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

Re: yummy

asscracktrap bars

But who on god's green earth would eat them!

 

[Bonochick]

I was sittin' in Subway, and I looked out the window, and the "S" in the Shell station sign was blocked, so it said "hell". I was like, hmmm. Then I finished my sub. 'Twas good.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Neither ass, nor candy.

Discuss.


*gets verklempt

 

[Bonochick]

Some asses look as sweet as candy tastes.

Okay...I can see "ass candy" becoming some sort of new slang term.

 

[ABEL]

it was like asst. candy

like short for assisstant

or something

assorted


assorted asscracktrap bars

Some asses look as sweet as candy tastes.

____
unless they belong to plumbers and maintenance men

 

[Sicy]

Yeah.. assorted not assistant!

figures though.. asscrack :

 

[Angela Harlem]

I did this about 3 weeks ago. Doing the shop with the husband, bored out of my mind as he was taking forever to pick a bottle of milk, which we never stray or vary. And there on this massive stand was chocolate bars in the fun sized bags. With "Ass. Bags" on the price tags.

I was giggling like an idiot for ages with the ass bag jokes. Especially when we bought 2, and got to the checkouts with our Ass Bag Milky Ways and Ass Bag Mars Bars.

Guess you had to be there...

 

[Cowgirl]

well what in tarnation.....

that is one of darn funniest southern phrases ever.
it really cranks my tractor.

 

[Diemen]

it really cranks my tractor.

That is one of the funniest Aussie phrases ever.
It really floats my boat.

 

[Cowgirl]

lol well i stole it diemenboy
the lady who originally said it to me is from bamaramaville
but it is, dognammit, one of the coolest phrases on the planet.

 

[Ali Rose]

ASSISTANT CANDY!!!!

I want some ass candy.....I"m gonna give it away for halloween.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i enjoyed the title of this thread despite it's lack of numbers. way to go asstrap.

i love the word ass.

 

[meegannie]

It's pengie time.

 

[Screaming Flower]

hell yes it is

let's kick some ass!

 

[Basstrap]

AM i ever glad this mystery is solved!

now we can get onto talking about meggys warrior pengies

 

[meegannie]

I am their queen.

I wish it were small enough to be my avatar, but it has too many details to be clear that way.

 

[Screaming Flower]

the pengie princess will save us from the jackasses

holy cats.

that is the best work you've ever done.

 

[Basstrap]

bahahahahahahaha

that's awesome

your gonna be just like penguin form batman!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Is your last name really Cobblepot?

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

That's what I'd like to know..

actually, first I'd like to know what cobblepot is...

Ass candy

 

[Bonochick]

Some asses look as sweet as candy tastes.

Okay...I can see "ass candy" becoming some sort of new slang term.

*makes mental note to add "ass candy" to vocabulary*

 

[Lilly]

I was sittin' in Subway, and I looked out the window, and the "S" in the Shell station sign was blocked, so it said "hell". I was like, hmmm. Then I finished my sub. 'Twas good.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

The chickpea is neither a chick, nor a pea.

Discuss.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

These threads are so much funnier at 1:30am...