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Old 04-02-2002, 02:23 AM   #1
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It's Official # As an ape I do not use numbers

I am having a bad apey day. I will probably fail out of ape university, I am alienating all my apey friends and family members, and I am low on bananas.
The upside of my day was a visit to a donut shop. I got a banana-nut muffin and some orange juice. My BananaBike is handy for such trips.
Unfortunately, the proprietors kicked me out for not wearing shoes. It is not my fault, my fellow primates, that my apey feet do not fit well into human footwear.
How are all of you, my apey cohorts? I hope I do not depress you too much.

*banana of friendship*

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Old 04-02-2002, 03:33 AM   #2
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My apey friends, I would also like to let you know that my favourite song is "Last Night I Didn't Get to Sleep at All" by the Fifth Dimension.
My favourite U2 song is "one"

*banana of music*

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Old 04-02-2002, 03:43 AM   #3
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It is ape-ily dead tonight, my good human friends, and I am feeling blue-- bluer than this background, truly.
For you non-native speakers, "feeling blue" is a figure of speech-- an idiom, if you will. As an ape, I know how hard it is to learn to speak English.
Perhaps it is not an idiom after all. I am but an ape, and for me language is a mystical iceberg, of which I have uncovered only the top one percent, I also feel this contributes to my writing of run-on-sentences, but after all, I cannot be sure; if you are sure, one way or the other, do be a friend and let me ape-ily know.

I am sorry to reply to my own post so many times!

*banana of loneliness*


Edited to add a link that I as an ape enjoy: http://www-ls.lanl.gov/wjt/page5.html
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Old 04-02-2002, 09:01 AM   #4
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Oh Gramps

Cheer up,

Think Happy Banana thoughts.



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Old 04-02-2002, 05:46 PM   #5
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My fellow primate, thank you for your sound advice. Today was, in fact, a better day. I got many apey things done...
But I shall not bore you with details. Suffice it to say:

*Banana of thanks*

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Old 04-02-2002, 06:27 PM   #6
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Perhaps you are sad because evolution has not yet selected you. You are not quite human, not quite ape. Smarter than most apes, but too furry to be human, too large, and you do not use bipedal motion as often as the humans. Natural selection has favoured you against other apes, but not against humans. What will happen to your race of 'super apes?' History shows that they die off. Some say they evolved into Neanderthals before dying. What will happen in a million years?
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Old 04-02-2002, 06:34 PM   #7
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as an ass hare, i reserve the right to eat fellow ill-personified animals. you are next on my list.

*pulls out knife and fork

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Old 04-02-2002, 06:35 PM   #8
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EAT HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-02-2002, 06:44 PM   #9
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My fellow interferencers! I am sorry! I am not wanted...I am but a rod in the ass of ASS HARE.

I meant no harm.

*banana of reconciliaton*

*palm frond of apey martial arts of just you TRY and eat me, you pathetic assrabbit*

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Old 04-02-2002, 09:55 PM   #10
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Old 04-02-2002, 10:14 PM   #11
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I come to your board and bare my apey soul, and am met with aggression? I had hoped that we could be friends, my fellow primates, but if this is how it will be I must retreat to my PLEBAn habitat.
But not before pelting LOVE MUSCLE with:

*three dozen coconuts of silence*

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