It's Official #Applications

[Bonochick]

I am now accepting applications.

 

[nbcrusader]

Any special qualifications?

 

[MrBrau1]

I'll take a Quater Pounder w/ Cheese, but hold the onions. Gimme a SUPER SIZE fries AND 2 of those apple pies. To drink, hmm, guess I'll take a Coke, nah, better make that a Diet Coke. I'd like that to GO please.

 

[Bonochick]

Any special qualifications?

That's what I'd like to know!

Sell yourselves!

 

[nbcrusader]

There are some things that don't translate well on paper

 

[Bonochick]

I'm willing to do face-to-face interviews.

Come over.

 

[MrBrau1]

Who's gonna bring me my food? I'm fucking starving here!

 

[zonelistener]

There are some things that don't translate well on paper

you aren't looking at the same magazines I am looking at obviously.



AIR BRUSH...AIR BRUSH

 

[Bonochick]

Would you like to submit an application, zoney?

 

[zonelistener]

I don't know how to read or write.

 

[Bonochick]

Express yourself in another way.

 

[Sicy]

I can dance

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

I can't sing.

 

[Bonochick]

Now we're gettin' somewhere!

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

I can't dance either. Does that help?

 

[Bonochick]

Possibly.

What else do you have to offer? Or not offer?

 

[irelandwhispers]

Applications...OH SHOOT!!! I forgot to ask the physics lab dude about those openings they had...

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

I can't walk and talk at the same time. And as for chewing gum...well, the less said about that the better.

I mean, I'm a complete loser. I'd be perfect!

 

[Bonochick]

I'm disturbed...I'm depressed...I'm inadequate...I got it all!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Salome]

I am almost housetrained and know my way around excell

when msn created the nerd smilie they were thinking about me

what more can you ask for?

 

[Salome]

I'd even say I'm over-qualified for whatever it is

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

I'm qualified for nothing!

 

[Bonochick]

NERD ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excel

 

[Salome]

ah yes,
+ I can't spell excell


- L

 

[Bonochick]

It's okay, Salome...you will be quite handy in the world of Bonochick.

I accept your application!!

As for the rest of you...I'm not sure...

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Excel, Smexcell.

Doesn't work, does it?

 

[Bonochick]

Fizz, I like your attitude.

You are accepted as well!

 

[zonelistener]

when msn created the nerd smilie they were thinking about me

I could see it!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

i'm unemployed

but i've got soul

 

[Screaming Flower]

i can accessorize.