It's Official #979 - Whortense's Birthday!

[Calluna]

It has come to my attention that it Whortense has turned 69 years old today! So lets give lots of birthday wishes to the oldest member of our forum (with the exception of foray).

Happy 69th birthday, you old bag!

 

[Sicy]

* buys whortense a walker

 

[daafish]

* assists whortense across the street

 

[Whortense]

thank you all.

 

[BabyGrace]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

may it be a wonderful day for you

 

[Screaming Flower]

lmao.

happy birthday old lady.

*whacks whortense with a cane

 

[JessicaAnn]

Happy Birthday

 

[Basstrap]

Happy b-day
long may your big drib draw!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear gopbritneysluttingbathtimefunchrisfromrealworldlovingwhortensia
happy birthday to you!!!!

Here, I got you a pressie:

 

[Bonochick]

Happy Birthday!

I'll mail you some prune juice.

 

[zonelistener]

hAPPY bIRTHDAY - cRANNBERRY jUICE IS ON ITS WAY.

 

[notiti]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. WHORTENSE!!! I give you the gift of love, cuz I don't have to pay for it.

 

[SweetOnU2]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DAMN YOU ARE OLD!!!