IT'S OFFICIAL #860

[melon]

I think I want to park myself here for a while. I'm scared of a certain forum right now...

I want to do something silly. Have any ideas?

Melon

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"He had lived through an age when men and women with energy and ruthlessness but without much ability or persistence excelled. And even though most of them had gone under, their ignorance had confused Roy, making him wonder whether the things he had striven to learn, and thought of as 'culture,' were irrelevant. Everything was supposed to be the same: commercials, Beethoven's late quartets, pop records, shopfronts, Freud, multi-coloured hair. Greatness, comparison, value, depth: gone, gone, gone. Anything could give some pleasure; he saw that. But not everything provided the sustenance of a deeper understanding." - Hanif Kureishi, Love in a Blue Time

 

[Bonochick]

1. Get some caramel.

2. Get something else.

3. Combine them.

4. Do I have to tell you everything?

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[christiana]

Hm... How about posting here??

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Get crazy with the cheez-wiz!

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Stay with the demons you drowned
Stay with the spirit I found
Stay and the night would be enough

 

[melon]

Does anyone else find this to be strange?

Melon

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"He had lived through an age when men and women with energy and ruthlessness but without much ability or persistence excelled. And even though most of them had gone under, their ignorance had confused Roy, making him wonder whether the things he had striven to learn, and thought of as 'culture,' were irrelevant. Everything was supposed to be the same: commercials, Beethoven's late quartets, pop records, shopfronts, Freud, multi-coloured hair. Greatness, comparison, value, depth: gone, gone, gone. Anything could give some pleasure; he saw that. But not everything provided the sustenance of a deeper understanding." - Hanif Kureishi, Love in a Blue Time

 

[Angela Harlem]

Yes that is not right. Pigs do not wear sunglasses.

If you're bored, do an IO Nudie run. You'd be surprised at the reaction you will get.

 

[zonelistener]

* runs through IO wearing nothing more than his toolbelt and a spatula

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 03-24-2002).]

 

[HelloAngel]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
* runs through IO wearing nothing more than his toolbelt and a spatula

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 03-24-2002).]

 

[guaca]

well if you're gonna park it you must have

1. first ask for a drink
2. second do a dance that will make all the IO girls cry

3. third you must insult BC as everyone else around here seems to have fun with that

4. make Zoney want you

5. take the spatula and run!

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by WhackaMole:
well if you're gonna park it you must have
3. third you must insult BC as everyone else around here seems to have fun with that

Ha ha.

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[guaca]

Didn't your momma ever teach you not to stick your tongue out at people - you never know when someone will grab it!!!

of course that someone wouldn't be me

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Ha ha.

*Slaps Bonochick in the back leaving her permantly with her tongue stuck outside of her mouth

Wacka dahlink, I already want Melon (in his GOP-controlled Whortense charachter mode). He/GOPCW was my valentine this year!

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
*Slaps Bonochick in the back leaving her permantly with her tongue stuck outside of her mouth

Wacka dahlink, I already want Melon (in his GOP-controlled Whortense charachter mode). He/GOPCW was my valentine this year!

I know dahlink - but he must want you!

And it would add such a lovely compliment to your "threesome and thensome" - one that we girlies might enjoy

And dahlink why conceal your lust for Kat? The more you smack her around the more obvious it becomes - you want her don't ya!

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by WhackaMole:
I know dahlink - but he must want you!

And it would add such a lovely compliment to your "threesome and thensome" - one that we girlies might enjoy

And dahlink why conceal your lust for Kat? The more you smack her around the more obvious it becomes - you want her don't ya!

Um, sure - if you think that the girlies might enjoy it, um it is ok. But will Melon enjoy it? (This is getting complicated) Can I handle four+ mates?

And as for Kat....no.

 

[guaca]

Aw Zoney - therein lies the challenge of handling a harem of beauties that fall at your feet

And as for Kat - you are so not nice

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Get crazy with the cheez-wiz!

OK, I've got the cheez-wiz - now what?

 

[Calluna]

Originally posted by Crzy4Bono:
OK, I've got the cheez-wiz - now what?

spray paint the vegetables!

yo, bring it on down!

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We plants are happy plants.

[This message has been edited by Calluna (edited 03-25-2002).]

 

[Calluna]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
(yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(Know what I'm sayin'?)


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We plants are happy plants.

 

[zonelistener]

Yesterday....I woke up sucking Thom's lemon

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
Yesterday....I woke up sucking Thom's lemon

DOH! Now that's an interesting picture

 

[Bonochick]

Nobody loves me...except for Whiskers...who won't stop licking my hands...

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Nobody loves me...except for Whiskers...who won't stop licking my hands...

That's not love silly, she is tasting the skittles!