IT'S OFFICIAL #845

[GOP-Controlled Whortense]

Dearest Interferencers,

I write to you of the utmost importance. Quite frankly, this forum is the equivalent of, pardon my French, a "whore house." All these improper usages of numbers and confusion is clearly immoral. I do not have my Bible in front of me, but I am sure that I could find 50 passages that would prove that God is very angry at all of you.

Since many of you are clearly beyond approach, I am inviting all of you to arrest yourselves and turn yourselves into my "Bible Prison." Rest assured, all of you will be imprisoned and brutally tortured until I deem you to be saved. My "Bible Prison" is the only one of its kind to have a 16th century Papal seal of approval, the same kind used to approve the Inquisition. Quite frankly, there is a 90% chance that you will die a horribly painful death rather than come out alive, but are you willing to gamble your souls to Satan like you currently are??? For shamed this "It's Official..." place is. I hearby declare this place closed.

XOXO

Love, Whortense

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~Whortense Wiffin
XI Comtess d'Enron and the conservative alter-ego of "melon"

 

[Screaming Flower]

845? leave it to the GOP to really inflate the numbers...

 

[zonelistener]

Yeah, well who's going to carry my cross?

 

[zonelistener]

OMC - I just read GOP-Controlled Whortence's response to George W. Bush being the best president ever in FYM. I need to go change my pants while the pee is still warm.

Anybody got a towel?

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 02-09-2002).]

 

[christiana]

*throws a towel to zone*

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
845? leave it to the GOP to really inflate the numbers...

LOL!

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[HelloAngel]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
OMC - I just read GOP-Controlled Whortence's response to George W. Bush being the best president ever in FYM. I need to go change my pants while the pee is still warm.

Anybody got a towel?

*Noodle grabs a mop*



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[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think the "I" in It's Official is beginning to stand for "incontinence".

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
I think the "I" in It's Official is beginning to stand for "incontinence".

Which I?