IT'S OFFICIAL #800

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by ACROB@T:
..don't get me writing some love poetry/letter to zoney..

Oh Acrobat, how I long to wrap my lips around some of those Kit Kats from your country. The Kit Kats in my country just don't match up.

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:

And my name is Fly Girl.

K Fly Girl - I'll take a dare give me your best shot - but be gentle

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Y'know...I thought we had something that day in the Korova milk bar, sipping our laced milk and eating thin mints. *sniffles* But no, no, it's all over now...DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!!!

(hehe...I wanna play too, I feel so outta the loop.

)

K name your poison truth or dare

 

[Sicy]

I dare you to post a thread in PLEBA as WhackaMole.

And it must include Bono and guacamole.

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by HelloAngel:
Hey Whacka -

I got Screamer to post it later -

What is my prize? Or do I get to go on to another round?

your prize is you get to make the guacamole, and have a romantic evening feeding nachos to Zoney because after all - YOUR STUCK HERE SO MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY YOURSELF

Zoney - don't let it all go to you head now

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
I dare you to post a thread in PLEBA as WhackaMole.

And it must include Bono and guacamole.

cough cough you mean woman you....hmmmm we're bringing out the big guns now

 

[HelloAngel]

Hey Zoney -

Whadya say - my place, 7pm?

You bring the spatula

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by WhackaMole:
cough cough you mean woman you....hmmmm we're bringing out the big guns now

I'm goin in - after I pick up the kids from school - don't think I won't

and you just know it'll fly right over cause you know PLEBAns are a little shall we say...

 

[zonelistener]

*spatula in right hand, eyes on the watch!

O.K. - I have openings for 9 p.m. and 11 p.m. people.

 

[ACROB@T]

{{noodle}}

zoney..my heart just skipped a beat..not to mention my stomach seems to have skipped a meal *I have a mint craving to end all*

a moment of clarity hits me..

[This message has been edited by ACROB@T (edited 03-14-2002).]

 

[zonelistener]

I dare Bonochick to write a PLEBA play with a relationship between "Sparky" and her cat Thomas Jefferson.

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 03-14-2002).]

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by Ana:
Salome Salome
Even tho some people almost puke
I think your balls are oh so cute

thank you, I guess



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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
I dare Bonochick to write a PLEBA play with a relationship between "Sparky" and her cat Thomas Jefferson

Adam: *sighs as he unlocks the door and enters his hotel room*

Adam: *mutters to self* Another night of watching women fawn all over Bono, Edge, and Larry...does nobody love me?

Adam: *opens door and turns on light...much to his surprise, an orange and white cat is laying on his bed*

Cat: Hello, Adam. Please allow me to introduce myself...my name is Thomas Jefferson.

Adam: Oh...Bonochick's gay British cat?

TJ: Please...I'm only half British...she's got it all wrong...

Adam: Sorry.

TJ: So...I hear you are pretty lonely...I thought you could use some company...

Adam: *steps back* Whoa...when I mentioned wanting pussy, I didn't mean-

TJ: *gasps* You pervert! *slaps Adam with tail* I was just talking about hanging out...

Adam: *blushes* Ohhhhh...

TJ: *shifts eyes* I have an idea...if you're up to it...

Adam: What did you have in mind?

TJ: There's a spoon shop down the street and-

Adam: Whooooa, Thomas Jefferson....whooooa...you know I gave up drinking, smoking, and spoons...they were killing me...

TJ: You know you want them...you burn for spoons...

Adam: Please, TJ...this is too much...I can't handle it...

TJ: Oh yeah...well...what do you say to...THIS?!?!? *whips out gigantic spoon from under the bedspread*

Adam: *falls to the floor* Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Thomas Jefferson, you are an evil, evil gay British cat!

TJ: I'm only HALF British!!!!! Dammit!!!!! Look into my spoon, weakling!!!!

Adam: I mustn't...oh..but it's so...powerful...

Bono: *enters room* Adam, you forgot your- *sees Thomas Jefferson with spoon*

Bono: Don't worry, Adam! I'll save you!

TJ: It's far too late...BONER...

Bono: Oh, that does it! You're goin' down, you gay, half British cat!!!!!

*Bono wrestles with TJ while Adam rigs up a catapult with the giant spoon*

*Bono gets TJ into the spoon, and Adam flings TJ out of the window*

Adam: Oh, Bono! If you hadn't come, I don't know what I would have done...thank you...

Bono: Don't thank me...thank that giant spoon! Ya know, Adam...maybe spoons aren't so bad for you after all...come on...I hear there's a spoon shop down the street...

*Bono & Adam leave the room*

Adam: I wonder where TJ landed...

*Bono & Adam leave the hotel and see Larry flailing wildly on the sidewalk*

Larry: FECK, FECK!!!!! A feckin' cat fell in my cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bono & Adam: BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

~The End~


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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[Screaming Flower]

i dare you to post that in pleba.

 

[ACROB@T]

never trust Brits

 

[Ana]

LOL Bonochickie!!

You must I repeat: You MUST post this at PLEBA!

So your cat is gay?

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Salome:
thank you, I guess

You're Welcome... I guess

 

[Sicy]

Look at your new status.

 

[Bonochick]

It's posted at PLEBA!

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
Look at your new status.

Cool!!!!!!!

I gotta go...bye!

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
I dare you to post a thread in PLEBA as WhackaMole.

And it must include Bono and guacamole.

K done, will that do?? next??

 

[Ana]

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[Sicy]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* hands Wacka the dare award of the year

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* hands Wacka the dare award of the year

see I told you I make you laugh - see. I'm the man!! I mean WOman

*struts around waiting for Zoney*

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by WhackaMole:
*struts around waiting for Zoney*

Sorry Dahlink, I was just fixing the IO leak in PLEBA. It was dripping Guacamole for some reason.



[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 03-14-2002).]

 

[guaca]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
Sorry Dahlink, I was just fixing th IO leak in PLEBA. It was dripping Guacamole for some reason.

don't be sweet talking me luver - rule number 132 in the guide states - never never mention another woman's name in the presence of another. Make only one woman feel important at a time.

Now go pack will ya - the plane is leaving in an hour

 

[zonelistener]

I thought we were hopping to Tahiti?

 

[Ana]

I smell looooooooveeee

 

[Sicy]

Ok.. you repliers... sure dont know how to be subtle.

What do you want all of PLEBA to come post in IO???

 

[Ana]