its official - 20% of interferencers eat ass with a spork

[Zoomerang96]

GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, theres gonna be a meeting between those dumb ass posters and the back of my hand if they dont get off the shed! get off the shed!!!

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!

NOW GET OFF THE SHED!!!!!

GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!!!!!!!!

chow time just moments away!

ok, the burger train just rolled into bun station...

ok so youve been showing off for the taylors now have ya? well im gonna give everyone a show by giving you the beating of a lifetime!!!!



everyone download "will ferrell - get off the shed!"

if you have not heard it, it might make you cry in laughter.

if you have heard it before, you will remember laughing.

laughing very hard.

 

[Cowgirl]

hello snookums

 

[Blue_Angel]

wow you're starting to make sense

 

[famous rungi]

this is for you, pukebreath

pants and head in a twist
always facing backward
white knuckles at the ready
to beat fate at its own game


i hate you, db

 

[Zoomerang96]

thank you lately ladies... *kissie poooh


mwaaaah mwaaaah

kissy prissy

 

[Screaming Flower]

i love you smoochy bear.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Bear, you're the one we get the sporks from.

 

[Zoomerang96]

*kisses

ooh la la

*shoots all the creed fans

**with a stun gun ofcourse...not with bullets or anything.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Why is someone on the shed

Sporks remind me of Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

[meegannie]

I'm from Kentucky.

I like chicken.

I'm a Colonel.

Twice.

 

[Screaming Flower]

what's the update on the penguins

___
meggy you need help

 

[Basstrap]

I saw that episode ages ago!!
It's a will ferral classic

"IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF THAT SHED NOW, I WILL TAKE YOU INTO AN ALLY AND FIGHT YOU!"

 

[Bonochick]

I always that that asstrap sucked ass with a straw, minus the "with a straw" part.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i just realized what this thread is really about and you're right. 20% of interferencers do eat ass with a spork.

 

[Salome]

what does the other 80% do?

 

[bono-vox]

80% do not eat ass with a spork Salome

1. What is a "spork?"
A spork is an unusual dining implement that is part spoon, part fork. Basically, it is a spoon with tines on the end, suitable for using as a fork, while still having a spoon portion. It is the utensil of choice for eating cole slaw, potato salad, and many other take-out foods.


What is proper etiquette for sporkware?
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

The use of sporks for launcing peas, mashed potatoes, or other inedibles is acceptable, as long as you pay the management of the KFC for any damages caused. If at home, please ensure you clean up yourself.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

spork.....spork.....spork

SNL won't be the same without Will Farrel. He's one crazy dude. When does the new season start? I wonder who the new cast member(s) will be?

 

[Zoomerang96]

hey lemon merangatang, i believe the new season starts towards the end of september or october.

personally i dont want new episodes....i only want repeats with ferrell in them.



yes screaming flower, you now know what this thread is all about.

creed, im gonna getcha! nickelback, watch your ass, your due for a big collective brownstain! same goes to you default!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

personally i dont want new episodes....i only want repeats with ferrell in them.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

spork-a-dork

If we have no new SNL episodes, then there will be no new Mango episodes.

 

[Bonochick]

Re: spork-a-dork

If we have no new SNL episodes, then there will be no new Mango episodes.