It's Official #1578

[Bonochick]

Hello, I'm at school right now! In the library! Wave hi to everybody!

I sliced my middle finger open on a plastic folder a little while ago, and it is still bleeding. It stops for a little while, and then it starts to flow again. It's quite disgusting. In fact, there is blood all over this keyboard now...I just noticed that.

I don't think the lab assistants are going to be too happy about this.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Gross.

 

[Bonochick]

*gets an eyedropper to capture my blood so I can bottle it up and sell it on Ebay*

 

[Basstrap]

I'm in school now too...I, on the other hand, am not bleeding profusely

 

[Bonochick]

I twisted a rubberband around my finger. Now it's not bleeding, but it's turning purple.

At least it doesn't make a mess then.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm dressed almost entirely in black today.


So I guess if I started to bleed, no one would really notice.

 

[Sicy]

I'm hungry.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm wearing blue and white Nikes, white socks, blue flared jeans, black underwear, an untucked navy blue buttondown shirt, a black jacket, a pink bra, and a fake smile.

 

[Bonochick]

Well, the library is in A-wing, and I work in B-wing, so I guess I better hustle over to my cubicle...cuz I think I have an appointment...so I guess I will need to grab the stuff I need to take with me to my appointment because otherwise it would be pretty stupid of me to go to my appointment now wouldn't it?



I forgot where the lady's office is though.

Fiddlesticks.

 

[Basstrap]

I have a habit of biting my nails

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'd like some lime pie now.

I've got on a black bra. And my hair smells like vanilla.


Someone kiss me now.

 

[Basstrap]

I think I can kiss

 

[nbcrusader]

I hate paper cuts. I really hate manilla folder cuts.

 

[zonelistener]

I am at the library

* looks for bonochick and some blood

 

[Sicy]

I have on a black bra AND black underwear.

I almost never match.

 

[Basstrap]

I went braless today!!

*scandalous!!*

*does triple axle*

 

[daafish]

I'm wearing black pants and black shoes!

* takes a nap desk while standing on my head

 

[Basstrap]

I'm wearing black pants and black shoes!

* takes a nap desk while standing on my head

I'm impressed...and strangely exited

 

[daafish]

I'm impressed...and strangely exited

* gets marker and writes "kick me please" on Basstraps' forehead

 

[Screaming Flower]

i have a black camisole on with matching underoos. and sweatpants.

freaks.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think I can kiss

Yer hired.

 

[daisybean]

BC did you try band aids? they work really good

I'm wearing new underwear, a tank top and a bathrobe.

but for work I wore black pants and a magenta shirt.

 

[Bonochick]

Funny story!

Okay...so I was really crabby at work because of my stupid finger...having to type with it was a bitch.

So...I'm using my boss's computer...and the "P" key on her keyboard is havin' problems, so it doesn't work about 75% of the time. I was trying to update my case about an HP printer problem...yeah...lots of p's...and I was gettin' really annoyed that the stupid key wouldn't work. In frustration, I yelled out, "I just wanna 'P'!!!" Everybody turned and looked at me, and one of my co-workers pointed and said, "Ummm...there's a bathroom down the hall..."

 

[bonosloveslave]

I'd like some lime pie now.

I make an excellent lime-ish pie. But it involves lime jello and vanilla ice cream. It's a family tradition, I'm making it for dessert on Thanksgiving

 

[Basstrap]

now I understand why people have been kicking me in the head all day!